"F*** that base and that base and that base etc." -titanosaur

Titan:that’s a nice base you got there...it would be a shame if....something happened to it...😈. Me:offs

How to make pancakes

Smack a Titanosaur

You now have a pancake, enjoy!

me: i need prime meat oh look a giant diplodocus

titanosaur: huh im not a diplodocus

me: oh you have rocks on your back

titanosaur: those aren't rocks those are my bones

me: oh okay hits titanosaur...

Day 2 of my server being up someone tamed this and wiped the server...

When I finally knocked it out I screamed into my mic "Stand by for titanfall"

Me:*just finished my base*

Random titanosaur:*destroys my entire base in a few steps*

Me: excuse me what the f**k?!!?!!

How can it poop if it can’t eat

*brain cramps up*

Ah yes the dodo’s natural prey

Maybe this thing forgets how to eat when you LITERALLY SHOOT IT IN THE HEAD WITH EXPLOSIVES

Brontosaurus- I am the tallest thing in ark

Titanosaur walks over to Bronto

Titanosaur- well hello their

Chat-Brontosaurus some how died

HEEEEEEELLLP!!! HOW DO I DEFEND MY SINGLEPLAYER BASE FROM THESE?!? THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE RARE BUT I’VE GOT THREE ON MY DOORSTEP!!! HOW?!?!?

My tribe challenged me to hit a titanosaur

Me:"hit"

Titanosaur:calm

My Tribe:wait thats illegal-

“Hey why is that Giganotosaurus over there dead” you were killed by a Titanosaurus

Don’t stand behind-

Chat: Dumbass was killed by titanosaur poop.

The reason it falls is because it likes dramatic entrances. (And exits)

Me: Just punch it out, you’ll be fine

My stupid friend: oh ok

Rest In Pieces my gullible amigo

I just tamed my new dilo and put him on aggressive mode he ran to the nearest titanosaur and I die but when I came back dilo was standing on titans dead body! Jk!

Rip dilo🪦💀💔

This thing hits harder than my dad