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What are some funny jokes or stories about the titanosaur? Funny titanosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 140 · Answer 1 · 2022-11-11T04:00:12+00:00

Place Your Bets (Titanosaur vs Giganotosaurus)!!! Up for Titanosaur, down for Giganotosaurus! Will find out soon…

score 367 · Answer 2 · 2016-10-05T22:01:20+00:00

When you encounter one, make sure to kite it to someone's base (preferably not your own).

score 173 · Answer 3 · 2021-06-15T09:47:03+00:00

The rock elemental and the bronto were more then friends😳😳😳

score 193 · Answer 4 · 2020-01-31T04:45:31+00:00

“Giganotosauraus has left the chat...”

score 4 · Answer 5 · 2026-04-26T14:24:24+00:00

Me riding my argy:oh look at titan

Titan: hello there.

Me:my lvl 87 argy and me have killed lvl 60 wild gigas before. You are lvl five this will be EASY.

Titan: I wouldn't do that if I were you.

Me: I don't care what you would do.

True story.

Rip Titan i still have that argy.

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2026-06-11T08:59:18+00:00

Everyone:You can't feed it

Me turning on enable feed raid animal : Are you sure

score 4 · Answer 7 · 2026-04-23T23:55:33+00:00

Maybe this thing forgets how to eat when you LITERALLY SHOOT IT IN THE HEAD WITH EXPLOSIVES

score 3 · Answer 8 · 2026-05-05T00:10:09+00:00

Think astrocetus lvl 150 vs titanosaur lvl 150... wild who would win up for titan down for astrocetus. Only time will tell.

score 138 · Answer 9 · 2020-07-07T21:28:36+00:00

Shoot it in the face, force it to carry your base and then starve it to death. YAY!

score 197 · Answer 10 · 2017-07-30T19:05:11+00:00

Why you med? Et only gem.

Why? It leveled 2 years of my life in minutes.

I assume that's the typical dialogue after this thing comes for you...

Then again I only play PvE...

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2026-06-24T20:06:16+00:00

It calls itself the titan- saur. Sure, buddy. Dreams come true.

— plastic bag

score 3 · Answer 12 · 2026-04-26T14:14:58+00:00

The reason it falls is because it likes dramatic entrances. (And exits)

score 115 · Answer 13 · 2021-01-28T12:31:28+00:00

This is a very easy tame just bola it and then knock with your fist

Usefull tip

score 3 · Answer 14 · 2026-04-22T23:43:25+00:00

Admit it, we’ve all hit it at least once.

score 67 · Answer 15 · 2023-03-25T04:49:33+00:00

One spawned on my base and it always crushes me so once I tried to kill him I took my five brontos and my spino they all died :( but I had a backup plan I ran to my friend baze and took a Mek then I destroyed it and I was finally alone but with a titanosaurus

One up=one prayer for my dinos

score 188 · Answer 16 · 2016-12-15T14:05:22+00:00

He is a big dinosaur.

score 4 · Answer 17 · 2026-03-27T14:54:59+00:00

I found this chunky boi near the red oblisk I was making sure I didn't accidentally attack him and the red oblisk place it's very good I found stego and Edward scissor hands i love that place i tried taming a rapgod i mean raptor but there were 2 and I only had one bola sooo i died the end

score 114 · Answer 18 · 2020-07-08T00:31:52+00:00

I saw it with a birds eye view and thought it was a rock. Got out my pick and decided to harvest it... guess we all know where that got me

Awesome101

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2026-05-04T19:05:15+00:00

It’s so into TITANFALL that it literally falls from the sky!