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What are some funny jokes or stories about the titanosaur? Funny titanosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 2 · Answer 1 · 2026-05-04T19:05:15+00:00

It’s so into TITANFALL that it literally falls from the sky!

score 3 · Answer 2 · 2026-04-23T23:55:33+00:00

Maybe this thing forgets how to eat when you LITERALLY SHOOT IT IN THE HEAD WITH EXPLOSIVES

score 412 · Answer 3 · 2017-08-07T05:01:42+00:00

If one of these is close to your base make him attack you and run to your base because the cant damage structures

score 428 · Answer 4 · 2017-02-14T14:04:29+00:00

Punch them to knock them out its really easy they try to hug you after the first punch

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2026-05-12T22:08:43+00:00

Nice base.

Wouldn’t it be a shame if

I.

Destroyed.

It.

score 5 · Answer 6 · 2026-04-01T20:25:37+00:00

You can make it so it lives FOREVER

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2026-05-09T06:56:48+00:00

One time, a atacked him with argy, I did not knew he can bite

score 137 · Answer 8 · 2022-11-11T04:00:12+00:00

Place Your Bets (Titanosaur vs Giganotosaurus)!!! Up for Titanosaur, down for Giganotosaurus! Will find out soon…

score 367 · Answer 9 · 2016-10-05T22:01:20+00:00

When you encounter one, make sure to kite it to someone's base (preferably not your own).

score 175 · Answer 10 · 2021-06-15T09:47:03+00:00

The rock elemental and the bronto were more then friends😳😳😳

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2026-04-22T23:43:25+00:00

Admit it, we’ve all hit it at least once.

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2026-05-05T00:10:09+00:00

Think astrocetus lvl 150 vs titanosaur lvl 150... wild who would win up for titan down for astrocetus. Only time will tell.

score 192 · Answer 13 · 2020-01-31T04:45:31+00:00

“Giganotosauraus has left the chat...”

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2026-04-30T22:14:50+00:00

Why are they always falling from the sky right when you spawn?

score 3 · Answer 15 · 2026-03-27T14:54:59+00:00

I found this chunky boi near the red oblisk I was making sure I didn't accidentally attack him and the red oblisk place it's very good I found stego and Edward scissor hands i love that place i tried taming a rapgod i mean raptor but there were 2 and I only had one bola sooo i died the end

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2026-04-08T01:28:16+00:00

Could crush you in one step so I NEVER BROUGHT my Carno because I was too scared

score 138 · Answer 17 · 2020-07-07T21:28:36+00:00

Shoot it in the face, force it to carry your base and then starve it to death. YAY!

score 197 · Answer 18 · 2017-07-30T19:05:11+00:00

Why you med? Et only gem.

Why? It leveled 2 years of my life in minutes.

I assume that's the typical dialogue after this thing comes for you...

Then again I only play PvE...

score 117 · Answer 19 · 2021-01-28T12:31:28+00:00

This is a very easy tame just bola it and then knock with your fist

Usefull tip