me: i need prime meat oh look a giant diplodocus
titanosaur: huh im not a diplodocus
me: oh you have rocks on your back
titanosaur: those aren't rocks those are my bones
me: oh okay hits titanosaur...
Real men kill this with a slingshot.
Who else feels that this should drop a sh!t ton of keratin or stone or something from the things on its back?
I have no idea what to get to tame this thing and then i got to the beach base and then when I got back I saw that thing was dead and my parasour Lero LVL1 was standing next to that thing LVL150.
Me: kills Titanosaurus
The Titanosaurus corpse: guess I’ll fly
Noobs see this Dino
Noobs:LETS KILL IT
Titan:Hold my beer
The rock elemental and the bronto were more then friends😳😳😳
How Titanosaur was made
Rock Elemental: I’m bored
Wildcard: I’M SO BORED
Bronto: *eats leaf*
Rock Elemental: Hey a bronto!
Bronto: Oh. Hi *mouth full*
Wildcard: I have a good idea!!
Fan: You are gonna add fire spread?
Wildcard: *sends fan into ARK near giga*
Bronto: Rocky, wanna be friends
Rock Elemental (Rocky): Sure
[3 Years later]
Rocky: Bronto, why is there an egg?
Fan: Don’t You DARE!!
[Fan was eaten by a giga lvl 1]
Wildcard: *hatches egg*
Bronto&Rocky: OH MY GOSH!!!
Rocky: Let’s name him Titan
Bronto: I think Saurus is better
Titanosaur: *grows big*
Bronto left the game
Rocky left the game
Giga left the game
Wildcard abandons ARK
All other dinos left the game
Me: Oh a tree!
Me: lemme hide in it
Me: ooo spiky bronto
Titanosaur: *Eats tree I am on*
Cloud was accidentally eaten by Titanosaur (lvl 1)
I once got dared to punch one
Being the idiot that I am I accepted it so I ran to the titanosaur looked for its giant foot but the foot found me