Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
me: i need prime meat oh look a giant diplodocus
titanosaur: huh im not a diplodocus
me: oh you have rocks on your back
titanosaur: those aren't rocks those are my bones
me: oh okay hits titanosaur...
More Titanosaur Funny Tips
The rock elemental and the bronto were more than friendsπ³
Real men tame with fists
-Human
Real men kill this with a slingshot.
Titans...
Titans...
THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH THESE GUYS YOU TRY TO KNOCK THEM OUT WITH A QUETZAL + CANNON YOU GET YOUR QUETZAL KILLED AND THE TORPOR NOT EVEN REACHED HALF OF ITS MAX!!
WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH THESE GUYS!!!!!!!
I hate these guys also donβt scroll down :)
I said donβt
Your in a trap
No escape :)))
Ok Iβm bored
And my thumb is hurting
Okay your free
The End
It is strong enought to destroy the strongest of bases, yet it does not know how to eat.
Is it easy to tame - No
Is it possible to tame - Barely
Should you tame it - no
Will I ? - F no
Me: Oh, look! It is a big bronto. My rexes will easily kill it.
Tiansaur: Hold my massive beer.
The rock elemental went to far with the bronto...
When I saw it fall unconscious "stand by for titan fall"