What are some funny jokes or stories about the titanomyrma? Funny titanomyrma jokes submitted by ARK players.
These things are a passive tame! Just get some mejoberries
I am the queen
I am very mean
I'm the most annoying thing you've ever seen
My bite makes you tired
God mode is required
Your sanity is the only thing that I desire
My soldiers fly
They'll make you die
Once they bite you, all you'll be saying is "bye."
This poem has ended
Hope you're not offended
It won't really matter cause you've already ascended
Titanomyrma song (like for more songs!)
How to find bugs-
Do something important that can't be interrupted,
Try to avoid dangerous animals,
Be taming something rare and valuable,
Be minding your own business and voila you've got a swarm of buggies chasing you till the end of time.
Scratch that, that's the way you find any blood thirsty dino you normally avoid at all costs. Pls up if you like
Kid: screeches and dances around the class Teacher: have ya got ants in yer pants?!
Kid: yeah, titanomyrmas *dies*
Any time I am trying to do something, these things come. They can’t be tamed, so they are useless. I really hate the flying ones
Finds out they give cementing paste
Trying to figure out which tool gives cementing paste from them
Me ten minutes after:
I just had to kill a COUPLE bugs with some GRENADES in a ✨swamp ✨😂
If you hate bugs just use repellent in a cave that’s a number #1 rule
That one ant: time to die :D
Me: *murders ant*
The other ants: sorry your not done
Me: *murders the ants*
*Godzillamanz lost his mental sanity and died*
The ants go marching to me
The ants go marching to you
The ants go marching one by one, the weakest one is set to flames
And they all go marching down,
To my base, to feed, in my brain
~From the person who made the Yuty Song
(Yes it’s me, no lie) :)
The ants go marching one by one...
not a single soul:
ant:Oh No YoU dIdNt
The ark developer making this dumb*** be like
Ark developer: let’s make these chase u for 20 decades and group up with other freaking ants TO ANNOY THE CRAP OUT OF U!
Trap a wingless one and act like it’s tamed XD - temporary “pet” till it despawns
Why does it have titan in its name XD
First time playing ark survival: island.... me: oh god...that’s...a...tons...of.....BUGS!!!!
I hate these things.....that is all
I wonder why they went extinct..
Why do I feel like these things are that one cousin who asks if you have games on your phone
What do you call a tianomyrma in real life
You kill it with ascendent bug spray