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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the titanomyrma? Funny titanomyrma jokes submitted by ARK players.
I am the queen
I am very mean
I'm the most annoying thing you've ever seen
My bite makes you tired
God mode is required
Your sanity is the only thing that I desire
My soldiers fly
They'll make you die
Once they bite you, all you'll be saying is "bye."
This poem has ended
Hope you're not offended
It won't really matter cause you've already ascended
Titanomyrma song (like for more songs!)
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The ants go marching to me
Hurrah, Hurrah!
The ants go marching to you
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching one by one, the weakest one is set to flames
And they all go marching down,
To my base, to feed, in my brain
~From the person who made the Yuty Song
(Yes it’s me, no lie) :)