What are some funny jokes or stories about the titanomyrma? Funny titanomyrma jokes submitted by ARK players.
I am the queen
I am very mean
I'm the most annoying thing you've ever seen
My bite makes you tired
God mode is required
Your sanity is the only thing that I desire
My soldiers fly
They'll make you die
Once they bite you, all you'll be saying is "bye."
This poem has ended
Hope you're not offended
It won't really matter cause you've already ascended
Titanomyrma song (like for more songs!)
Hey guys , I’m Coyote Peterson and today I’m entering the sting zone …. Coyote Peterson was killed by a lvl 65 titanomyrma
Kid: screeches and dances around the class Teacher: have ya got ants in yer pants?!
Kid: yeah, titanomyrmas *dies*
Here is how to tame: aim at ant with crosshairs type in admin cheat forcetame. And boom
Any time I am trying to do something, these things come. They can’t be tamed, so they are useless. I really hate the flying ones
You were eliminated by tiny ant 🐜 lvl 1.
Playing scorched earth, tryna get my stuff back after dying to a level 40 sabertooth and a level 96 muffin sucker kills me twice and camps my corpse what the hell do I do help
The ants go marching one by one...
It comes out of nowhere just great and makes me die of EVREYTHING
Who put this in the ‘quick and easy taming’ 💀
The ants go marching to me
The ants go marching to you
The ants go marching one by one, the weakest one is set to flames
And they all go marching down,
To my base, to feed, in my brain
~From the person who made the Yuty Song
(Yes it’s me, no lie) :)
Bro their weak
Quit being a baby
Me: I've just tamed a level 25 trike on PC, I have unlocked the saddle and i have all the ingredients. I'm super happy 😁!!
Titanomyrma: Did anybody said he is super happy???
*Your level 25 trike killed by a level 10 titanomyrma*
*You killed by a level 12 titanomyrma*
*Your dreams destroyed by a level 5 titanomyrma*
First time playing ark survival: island.... me: oh god...that’s...a...tons...of.....BUGS!!!!
not a single soul:
ant:Oh No YoU dIdNt
I got jump scared by this thing 10 times in ark it was always night
I HATE THESE THINGS!!!
*is walking around searching peacefully for triceratops or stegosaurs*
*steps into an ant nest*
Ark: YOU WERE KILLED BY LEVEL 1 TITANOMYRMA DRONE
*me: nah what the heckkkk I’m leaving I quit these things are overpowered I didn’t even see them I guess that’s why I heard battle music*