What are some funny jokes or stories about the titanomyrma? Funny titanomyrma jokes submitted by ARK players.
I am the queen
I am very mean
I'm the most annoying thing you've ever seen
My bite makes you tired
God mode is required
Your sanity is the only thing that I desire
My soldiers fly
They'll make you die
Once they bite you, all you'll be saying is "bye."
This poem has ended
Hope you're not offended
It won't really matter cause you've already ascended
Titanomyrma song (like for more songs!)
I wonder why they went extinct..
Kid: screeches and dances around the class Teacher: have ya got ants in yer pants?!
Kid: yeah, titanomyrmas *dies*
Any time I am trying to do something, these things come. They can’t be tamed, so they are useless. I really hate the flying ones
I hate these things.....that is all
not a single soul:
ant:Oh No YoU dIdNt
The ants go marching one by one...
The ants go marching to me
The ants go marching to you
The ants go marching one by one, the weakest one is set to flames
And they all go marching down,
To my base, to feed, in my brain
~From the person who made the Yuty Song
(Yes it’s me, no lie) :)
First time playing ark survival: island.... me: oh god...that’s...a...tons...of.....BUGS!!!!
Me: where ever I go...
I see thier face
These bums are NOT lazy ants at all.
What do you call a tianomyrma in real life
Me: *does literally anything in redwood*
Titanomyrma: Bug go brrr
But most importantly
It's an ant on cracc
Tried to kill it w/ club…..
(It killed me)
I hate these things. They are so annoying in ark
5 Words welcome to a ants Life
They do this alot
You want some coffee
I'm getting tired
He is going to eat you toes
Stay tuned for why I found a sign in the forest saying look out for you pouncers
Ok for the half way mark we will play find the difference starting now
Ok so if you found it and you have a Xbox search for a gamer tag domino5280
Ok the sign was there because their were 72 raptors and 38 thlyas and 28 dein so rip my stuff
I saw 2 of these fighting a raptor
Then i saw the raptor get yeeted