Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Your life is NOTHING
You serve ZERO PURPOSE
You should consume Organic Polymer
NOW!
More Titanomyrma Funny Tips
I am the queen
I am very mean
I'm the most annoying thing you've ever seen
My bite makes you tired
God mode is required
Your sanity is the only thing that I desire
My soldiers fly
They'll make you die
Once they bite you, all you'll be saying is "bye."
This poem has ended
Hope you're not offended
It won't really matter cause you've already ascended
Titanomyrma song (like for more songs!)
Me: hmm o a ant
Ant: hey food.( twitches intenas ) more ants come
Ants : food,food,food
Me: oh (Bleep*) no holy crap owww
You were killed by lvl 1 ant
Me : what the (Bleep*)
Ants : ha ha ha f. You noob
Me : πͺ¦π
So I was on a multi player server and I met lizard lunches on the server, breeding these
HOW??!!
IDK but I said hi
-I's Aquatics
Kid: screeches and dances around the class Teacher: have ya got ants in yer pants?!
Kid: yeah, titanomyrmas *dies*
Any time I am trying to do something, these things come. They canβt be tamed, so they are useless. I really hate the flying ones
Tiny little terrors
No point of them
The ants go marching one by one...
~β’
The ants go marching to me
Hurrah, Hurrah!
The ants go marching to you
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching one by one, the weakest one is set to flames
And they all go marching down,
To my base, to feed, in my brain
~From the person who made the Yuty Song
(Yes itβs me, no lie) :)
First time playing ark survival: island.... me: oh god...thatβs...a...tons...of.....BUGS!!!!