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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the titanomyrma? Funny titanomyrma jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 2 · Answer 1 · 2025-11-21T16:31:16+00:00

If my siblings were an ark creature this perfectly explains them

score 8 · Answer 2 · 2024-10-24T14:46:47+00:00

Tiny little terrors

No point of them

score 26 · Answer 3 · 2021-08-05T23:59:33+00:00

I wonder why they went extinct..

score 30 · Answer 4 · 2020-07-27T07:01:35+00:00

Me: *does literally anything in redwood*

Titanomyrma: Bug go brrr

score 35 · Answer 5 · 2018-12-22T23:29:25+00:00

Hi I'm Antonio with ant in my name and I'm afraid of bugs,

Teacher: Where is it?

where's what

Teacher: The ant, Where is the ant?

THERES A ANT?

score 25 · Answer 6 · 2020-12-05T23:34:11+00:00

Me: where ever I go...

I see thier face

score 12 · Answer 7 · 2023-07-04T03:34:58+00:00

Me: I've just tamed a level 25 trike on PC, I have unlocked the saddle and i have all the ingredients. I'm super happy 😁!!

Titanomyrma: Did anybody said he is super happy???

*Your level 25 trike killed by a level 10 titanomyrma*

*You killed by a level 12 titanomyrma*

*Your dreams destroyed by a level 5 titanomyrma*

My:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

score 7 · Answer 8 · 2024-06-06T03:50:34+00:00

I wouldn't be surprised if the ark devs made a titano

Queen as a boss, seeing as this is literally a flying piranha.

Why Wildcard, Why?

score 7 · Answer 9 · 2024-05-19T03:38:52+00:00

Ant on steroids: exists

Me: puts RPG to head.

score 12 · Answer 10 · 2022-11-22T18:26:03+00:00

How to find bugs-

Do something important that can't be interrupted,

Try to avoid dangerous animals,

Be taming something rare and valuable,

Be minding your own business and voila you've got a swarm of buggies chasing you till the end of time.

Scratch that, that's the way you find any blood thirsty dino you normally avoid at all costs. Pls up if you like

~SwanSong~

score 14 · Answer 11 · 2022-04-01T21:59:11+00:00

The ark developer making this dumb*** be like

Ark developer: let’s make these chase u for 20 decades and group up with other freaking ants TO ANNOY THE CRAP OUT OF U!

score 8 · Answer 12 · 2023-10-28T15:20:30+00:00

You were eliminated by tiny ant 🐜 lvl 1.

score 17 · Answer 13 · 2021-02-21T02:52:58+00:00

It mesh

It attack

But most importantly

It's an ant on cracc

score 24 · Answer 14 · 2019-01-21T15:00:46+00:00

Lots of people complain about these things but you can light them on fire with a torch which pretty much kills them immediately

score 23 · Answer 15 · 2018-10-27T17:32:15+00:00

ANTS IN YO PANTS ANTS ANTS YEAH

score 8 · Answer 16 · 2023-07-04T06:02:02+00:00

I got jump scared by this thing 10 times in ark it was always night

score 11 · Answer 17 · 2022-06-15T04:02:41+00:00

Why does it have titan in its name XD

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2025-09-30T18:04:56+00:00

Me: How the did I tame you?

Also me: proceeds to kill for 3 chitin

score 21 · Answer 19 · 2018-11-24T06:24:37+00:00

These things are the reasons ark lost quite some popularity!😢

score 6 · Answer 20 · 2023-10-24T16:52:45+00:00

It comes out of nowhere just great and makes me die of EVREYTHING