“Mommy, look! I found a bug!

“Thats nice dear”

“ mommy, look! It ate through my bug catcher and is crawling up me!”

“ thats nice dear.”

“ uhm… it’s on my face now…”

“ thats nice dear.”

“AAAAAAHHHHHH”

“ thats not so nice, dear.”

I am the queen

I am very mean

I'm the most annoying thing you've ever seen

My bite makes you tired

God mode is required

Your sanity is the only thing that I desire

My soldiers fly

They'll make you die

Once they bite you, all you'll be saying is "bye."

This poem has ended

Hope you're not offended

It won't really matter cause you've already ascended

Titanomyrma song (like for more songs!)

Kid: screeches and dances around the class Teacher: have ya got ants in yer pants?!

Kid: yeah, titanomyrmas *dies*

Any time I am trying to do something, these things come. They can’t be tamed, so they are useless. I really hate the flying ones

~•<The Ant Song>•~

The ants go marching to me

Hurrah, Hurrah!

The ants go marching to you

Hurrah! Hurrah!

The ants go marching one by one, the weakest one is set to flames

And they all go marching down,

To my base, to feed, in my brain

~From the person who made the Yuty Song

(Yes it’s me, no lie) :)

First time playing ark survival: island.... me: oh god...that’s...a...tons...of.....BUGS!!!!

know one:

not a single soul:

me:barley blinks

ant:Oh No YoU dIdNt

Ark devs: let's make a stupid tiny ant that will make everyone rage the crap out of themselves

Other ark devs: ok sounds good

Who put this in the ‘quick and easy taming’ 💀