Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Tips & Strategies

Kid: screeches and dances around the class Teacher: have ya got ants in yer pants?!
Kid: yeah, titanomyrmas *dies*
More Titanomyrma Funny Tips
I am the queen
I am very mean
I'm the most annoying thing you've ever seen
My bite makes you tired
God mode is required
Your sanity is the only thing that I desire
My soldiers fly
They'll make you die
Once they bite you, all you'll be saying is "bye."
This poem has ended
Hope you're not offended
It won't really matter cause you've already ascended
Titanomyrma song (like for more songs!)
Any time I am trying to do something, these things come. They canβt be tamed, so they are useless. I really hate the flying ones
The ants go marching one by one...
Your life is NOTHING
You serve ZERO PURPOSE
You should consume Organic Polymer
NOW!
~β’<The Ant Song>β’~
The ants go marching to me
Hurrah, Hurrah!
The ants go marching to you
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching one by one, the weakest one is set to flames
And they all go marching down,
To my base, to feed, in my brain
~From the person who made the Yuty Song
(Yes itβs me, no lie) :)
First time playing ark survival: island.... me: oh god...thatβs...a...tons...of.....BUGS!!!!
Tiny little terrors
No point of them
know one:
not a single soul:
me:barley blinks
ant:Oh No YoU dIdNt
Who put this in the βquick and easy tamingβ π