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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the titanoboa? Funny titanoboa jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -2 · Answer 1 · 2019-08-03T04:49:28+00:00

Sneaky Snakey.

Uh-Oh... Helps me...

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2019-07-26T22:23:42+00:00

This reminds me of the dilo cause of the frills lol.

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2019-06-22T14:05:33+00:00

The thing i first thought was a giant river worm when i saw it

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2019-06-22T00:19:17+00:00

Snakes? why’d it have to be snakes?

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2021-02-10T22:22:08+00:00

Why did the game maker add dilo frills to the titanoboas!?!? The real titanoboa is a 40 foot long ginourmus aquatic snake, not a medium 23 foot venomous dilo-frilled terrestrial snake!! The game maker must fix this!

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2021-01-07T16:59:18+00:00

You go to a swamp for a baryonxy. Titanbao: Time for dinner kids 🍗

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2020-08-13T19:03:08+00:00

Just fuse Dili+snake=titanoboa

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2020-08-13T19:01:39+00:00

When you fuse dill and snake = Titanoboa

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2020-08-08T04:25:09+00:00

Me:oh look a snake My lvl 1dodo army can beat it

Titanoboa:hold my beer oh nvm I can hold beer

Also Titanoboa:you get the point

Also Titanoboa:SLEEPING TIME

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2020-07-12T17:01:31+00:00

There’s a boot in my titanaboa 😳

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2020-05-23T01:17:36+00:00

This noodle is so angry when you eat its friend.it grow up eat something poisonous and bite you and you sleep.after you sleep it bite you again and you can't wake up and dead

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2020-05-10T08:42:26+00:00

I met a titanaboa it was stuck in a rock so I nocked it out and tamed it🤣😂😂😂🤣

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2021-08-31T14:38:33+00:00

Is it just me or..

Dose it like a dilo snake

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2021-08-18T15:42:22+00:00

It is not tame able in arkmobile. Really?

Go to the dino list and tap first tamable and u will get all the list of tamable animals but if u tap on add and ark mobile.

Like tamable+ark mobile

It will be able on the list

WTF is that.

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2021-08-14T01:14:35+00:00

How to kill a Titanoboa:

1. Hit it till it dies. 🤣😂🤣

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2021-08-11T18:25:32+00:00

There is really nothing to say about this monstrosity🙄

It’s just annoying when i am taming a frog or a paracer

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2021-05-24T06:17:12+00:00

Titanaboa, really this shitty version of a basilisk. Wildcard you really added this to mobile instead of thylas or Yutys, why this knock off basilisk that’s not even tame-able on mobile.

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2021-05-23T01:45:09+00:00

whats on the menu? ALL MY FLYING DINOS

True story 😭 Rip ark airlines the pteranodon

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2022-05-14T13:12:13+00:00

I stole your egg

And made kibble

And fed it to a gigan

I stole your egg

I’ll say it again

I hope that you don’t mind it

My amazing cover of i kissed a girl

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2022-02-05T01:43:04+00:00

* hungry* hm? Oh am hungry still whi gonna eat with hmmmmm or I wish this one like paraceratherium eat *bite* !!!!!! Ow! What the hell dude? He said snake ummmmmm I uhhhh aaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! Am going to killl you!!!!!! Aaaaaaaaaa oh no *kick paraceratherium* aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa that’s what you get go home snake *in the space* am dead x_x the end