No one in ark will ever I mean ever have a reason to tame the sneaky beach !!!

I'ma get on my trike

Titanboa out of nowhere: our trike*

Meggie was just walking at the edge of the cliff, looking for something and she was randomly attacked by a titanboa and he made her get thrown off the cliff then died and she said in her gaming chair "I DIDNT KILL MY SELF THAT SNAKE DID"

Me: sees snek, and proceeds to stand there wondering what it’s doing bruh

What the 🤬 is that😟🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶

My name is snek

My body long

Me hed is smoll

My jaw is stronk

When it time to be fed

I monch the bread

Or egg

Like Voldemort’s pet snake lol

A dilo and a snake had sex to make this thing, it is way smaller than a normal titanoboa

I found a wild female Titanoboa that was white and black so I named it titana and ween I see her I say hi and then I run my a** out of the swamp

I took one implant for a rug.

Took another

HELP I CANT STOP COLLECTING SNAKE IMPLANTS PLEASE.

-Venatrix

When you boob it you die...

(This is not a boop noodle)

As a new player my character is obviously weak,it isn’t too hard to level up when ur in a safe area,but when u get a quest,that leads u to this b****,and it follows you to your base and does not leave,and you only have two low level dilos for protection...

You gone done made mistakes

Ps....

HALP

I am the only one whos fu***** scared of these ugly snakes? When they‘re attacking from behind im f*cking crying.

Every single time I spawn in the swamp, I lose health and then turn around and realize it was a titanaboa. I run for a couple of seconds then fall to the ground. Then it eats me. And I respawn in the swamp.😭😭😡😡😡

Trump’s snake if he sees you’ve crossed his wall.

Anyone else notice that these Boas ( constricted snakes ) inject venom? Really ARK? Really?

I hate the cave in the south... you know why... I HATE THEM

T stands for Titanboa.

Annoying little F, f stands for Titanboa

“There’s a SNAKE IN MY BOOT”

Yoo shiiit I didn't know Josh Peck was in this game