Me: sees snek, and proceeds to stand there wondering what it’s doing bruh

What the 🤬 is that😟🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶

My name is snek

My body long

Me hed is smoll

My jaw is stronk

When it time to be fed

I monch the bread

Or egg

Like Voldemort’s pet snake lol

A dilo and a snake had sex to make this thing, it is way smaller than a normal titanoboa

I found a wild female Titanoboa that was white and black so I named it titana and ween I see her I say hi and then I run my a** out of the swamp

I took one implant for a rug.

Took another

HELP I CANT STOP COLLECTING SNAKE IMPLANTS PLEASE.

-Venatrix

When you boob it you die...

(This is not a boop noodle)

As a new player my character is obviously weak,it isn’t too hard to level up when ur in a safe area,but when u get a quest,that leads u to this b****,and it follows you to your base and does not leave,and you only have two low level dilos for protection...

You gone done made mistakes

Ps....

HALP

I am the only one whos fu***** scared of these ugly snakes? When they‘re attacking from behind im f*cking crying.

Every single time I spawn in the swamp, I lose health and then turn around and realize it was a titanaboa. I run for a couple of seconds then fall to the ground. Then it eats me. And I respawn in the swamp.😭😭😡😡😡

Trump’s snake if he sees you’ve crossed his wall.

Anyone else notice that these Boas ( constricted snakes ) inject venom? Really ARK? Really?

I hate the cave in the south... you know why... I HATE THEM

T stands for Titanboa.

Annoying little F, f stands for Titanboa

“There’s a SNAKE IN MY BOOT”

Yoo shiiit I didn't know Josh Peck was in this game

There just pure bastards tbf like

If this boi bites you, just sit there and wait to pass out

Yo moms fat and torpor loaded eggos