When he jumps on you he scratches you like a yarnball
Thylacoleo
The Thylacoleo is a large, powerful mount that can climb up trees and pounce on its enemies.
Jokes and funny moments about the Thylacoleo from ARK players.
Thyla population when looking for one:0
Thyla population when wandering in the redwoods:99999999999
Me and my friend where chilling in the red woods on our Argys looking talking to Bigfoot the out of nowhere two giant death cats appeared and we almost died....Bigfoot died though but not after killing one
You do not find Thyla. Thyla finds you
I’m gonna enjoy my time flying around the redwoods in Ark Mobile before these guys come.
On mobile there arent really any annoying dinos cuz there is no thyla or micro. Only ones are purlov and cnid
I am the Thylorax. And I jumped at you from a tree 🌳
While reading this no joke I was looking for one I turned my phone off turned around and...
Next thing I know I’m falling of the top of a redwood tree
This thing will show up in a sewer drain smiling while handing you your paper boat, talking about floating or whatnot.
Its just a Aim-9 missile the way it locks on you
#pray for Daniel PS his real name is Daniel the tiger
MY THYLA IS TERRORIZING i ♥️ u gray
There is no avoiding these guys, I once saw a friend fly around a tree and the thyla jumped off the tree to pounce on her and literally FLOATED around the tree to pin her down. They will break the laws of physics to snack on you. 😰
These things are basically like Arnold Schwarzenegger, Chackie Chan and a Sabertooth had a threesome and you don't know who the father is. Because of its mobility and strength, Miss Schmacko know is my most trusty taming mount since I generally avoid taming pens because it…
These things are basically like Arnold Schwarzenegger, Chackie Chan and a Sabertooth had a threesome and you don't know who the father is. Because of its mobility and strength, Miss Schmacko know is my most trusty taming mount since I generally avoid taming pens because it makes the game too easy.
Player: what a beautiful redwood forest.
thyla: COME HERE!!!!!!!
Player: shoot.
*5 mins later*
Thyla: *loud belch* man I’m stuffed. Welp, back into the trees!
#pray for Daniel and give daniels and his owner luck.
One day I was breeding them...and you know how it says the chance of triplets is 3% well I got four.
Yay for Daniel the greatest cat to ever walk the island
Ark devs: hmm, what should we add next..?
Me: my ‘house cat’.
Ark devs: . . . Good idea.
Don't worry, when this kitty leaps out of a tree to knock you off your passive flying mount, making you vulnerable to everything around, he just wants a hug!