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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
These things are basically like Arnold Schwarzenegger, Chackie Chan and a Sabertooth had a threesome and you don't know who the father is. Because of its mobility and strength, Miss Schmacko know is my most trusty taming mount since I generally avoid taming pens because it makes the game too easy.
More Thylacoleo Funny Tips
This thing jumped on me and violated me in so many ways
Once I had a thyla named Daniel. He was a lvl 165 and my best scouting creature. But one day, it all went downhill...
Me and Daniel were chilling by the redwood waterfall when a pegomastax takes my pistol. I jumped on Daniel and we were off. But on the chase for the pego, a microraptor jumped me and I was knocked to the ground. But Daniel chased the microraptor and ran very far away. When I woke up, I ran in the direction of Daniel, but alas, I lost him. A week of searching later, I got a message, telling me that Daniel had killed a microraptor. I had lost hope until then, and now I would find him.
Two weeks later, still no Daniel. But I never got a message from his death. Be strong lil buddy. I'll find you.
Thylaβwanna play freeze tagβ¦Iβm very good at itπ
#PrayForDaniel
If you want to tame one of these nice and cuddley cats just fly in the redwood and one will jump off the tree and give you a big bear hug. It just wants to show how much it loves you!
"THERE IN THE TREES!"
~ my friend, 2023
~ Soldier, 1970
#PrayForDaniel we will find you buddy
Don't run into this creature while tripping off shrooms
The trees, they speak Vietnamese
Step 1: bola a friend
Step 2: have the nice kitty hug your friend
Step 3: bola the kitty
Step 4: enjoy how smart you are
Step 5: rapidly shoot tranqs at the kitty
Step 6: party