
What are some funny jokes or stories about the thylacoleo? Funny thylacoleo jokes submitted by ARK players.
These things are basically like Arnold Schwarzenegger, Chackie Chan and a Sabertooth had a threesome and you don't know who the father is. Because of its mobility and strength, Miss Schmacko know is my most trusty taming mount since I generally avoid taming pens because it makes the game too easy.
I once had a thyla and for some reason it was one shot by a microrapter level 1 then went flying into the abbis
I thought it died I also got the message to say it died but 1 year later I found him in the cave between the volcano and the argy mountain alive I took him home and he died to a norther thyla when flying through the redwoods.
Maby he's still alive in that cave again? 😂😂