Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the thylacoleo? Funny thylacoleo jokes submitted by ARK players.
Daniel yeah I know
We were wrong,
We messed up,
And now you're gone.
Daniel we're sorry that we can't find you,
Ever since that day we've been feelin blue
You ran away to avenge me from that micro,
And now every thyla I see gets me feeling low
Please come home Daniel my bro
Daniel come hooome,
Daniel come hooome.
#prayfordaniel. Ok this is similar to the Daniel thing but instead it was a DODO yeah a DODO ok so wandering through the redwoods and boom dodo came right behind me and attacks my tigers butt so I hop off that thing went zooming I went after it and never found it. Hopefully that stupid dodo died. Btw I never had a thyla in making a story.
#prayfirdaniel#