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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the thylacoleo? Funny thylacoleo jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 215 · Answer 1 · 2018-02-23T15:54:49+00:00

Roses are red violets are blue your level 200 argy is dead and so are you

score 119 · Answer 2 · 2021-05-22T19:31:41+00:00

For Daniel o7

Stay strong bud!

score 95 · Answer 3 · 2022-01-09T11:20:08+00:00

#PrayforDaniel, stupid micro raptors ruin everything

score 113 · Answer 4 · 2020-10-23T13:18:18+00:00

#PrayForDaniel

#RipDaniel

Let’s honor Daniel with some love and the first thyla I get I’ll name Daniel

score 114 · Answer 5 · 2020-07-01T22:10:54+00:00

#prayfordaniel I hope you find him ;(

score 88 · Answer 6 · 2021-09-08T00:54:35+00:00

I’m naming my newly tamed thylo Daniel

#prayfordaniel

score 85 · Answer 7 · 2021-09-30T15:50:44+00:00

#PrayForDaniel

You will be found

score 164 · Answer 8 · 2017-06-08T01:55:48+00:00

Flying around on my argie scouting for some bears. Spot the thylo on a tree on the day they came out, and desided to tjek it out. Biggest mistake ever. I saw it leap from the tree and knock me off my bird and violated me in ways i cant talk about. Havent returned to the redwood since... My bird is still there somewhere in the air.

score 97 · Answer 9 · 2020-12-03T04:54:12+00:00

#PrayForDaniel pegomastaxs suck

score 99 · Answer 10 · 2020-05-13T09:32:53+00:00

Pray for Daniel 👌 he will find strangers and eat them for dinner 🍽

score 100 · Answer 11 · 2020-02-17T21:44:22+00:00

Upvöte if you wanna know how the guy tamed Daniel, our lost comrade in arms, I rlly hope they found him BTW.

score 103 · Answer 12 · 2019-12-02T07:27:23+00:00

Guys it's almost 2020 and I think Daniel may be gone he went missing in 2017 so I'm sorry...he'll be dead by now no doubt. We all loved you Daniel.😭

score 36 · Answer 13 · 2024-01-25T03:06:34+00:00

#DanielLives2024

score 78 · Answer 14 · 2021-02-10T00:33:26+00:00

#PrayForDaniel

God Luck friend

score 2 · Answer 15 · 2026-03-06T19:10:29+00:00

One time I was riding on one of my dinosaurs and I heard a roar and I didn’t know what it was until a thylacoleo jumped on me!!! I didn’t even know what it was and it killed me so I went back and my dinosaur killed the thyla and I was relieved so I was continuing and I heard that same roar 🐯 and then another thyla jumped on me,killed me and so I went back and when I did it was still alive! And it killed me AGAIN!!!! It was so annoying

score 87 · Answer 16 · 2020-03-11T20:11:12+00:00

My deepest prayers for daniel

#prayfordaniel

score 2 · Answer 17 · 2026-03-02T01:43:35+00:00

Microraptors killed: 509

Thylas tamed: 50

DANIEL SHALL BE PRAISED

score 24 · Answer 18 · 2024-07-27T06:50:31+00:00

#Pray for Daniel

I will get you revenge on microraptors with my own thyla

score 99 · Answer 19 · 2018-11-17T11:43:15+00:00

Daniel yeah I know

We were wrong,

We messed up,

And now you're gone.

Daniel we're sorry that we can't find you,

Ever since that day we've been feelin blue

You ran away to avenge me from that micro,

And now every thyla I see gets me feeling low

Please come home Daniel my bro

Daniel come hooome,

Daniel come hooome.

score 114 · Answer 20 · 2017-08-14T05:49:35+00:00

Non-violent tame, just walk up to it and let it give you back scratch.