Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the thylacoleo? Funny thylacoleo jokes submitted by ARK players.
Flying around on my argie scouting for some bears. Spot the thylo on a tree on the day they came out, and desided to tjek it out. Biggest mistake ever. I saw it leap from the tree and knock me off my bird and violated me in ways i cant talk about. Havent returned to the redwood since... My bird is still there somewhere in the air.
I about quit Ark cuz I was flying on my Pteranodon and then a big cat jumped out at me and I died but I didn't get a message that my Pteranodon died so I went on my other Pteranodon and then whistled follow for my other Pteranodon that got me knocked off I whistled for him to follow me and he got back home safely and then I went to my platform where I have a beehive and I have a sap collector don't go in the Redwoods from my experience🙂