
What are some funny jokes or stories about the thylacoleo? Funny thylacoleo jokes submitted by ARK players.
It’s terrifying. I was once riding around on my Galli, when all of a sudden, POUNCE! It jumped on me while my galli was just looking at me. I was able to get away and tranq it snore, I then went and killed a bunch of things, and it became my best friend (galli still watching all this) we’ve been through so much together, when we encountered a few king level 54 Rex in the redwoods. I never saw Slash again.