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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the thylacoleo? Funny thylacoleo jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -2 · Answer 1 · 2020-06-20T20:05:51+00:00

Boi Daniel has better come back, bandit came back, toriel came back, shiela the gigantopithecus didn’t come back btw I lost shiela, we just need Daniel to return!

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2020-06-20T20:04:15+00:00

99% of everyone here: Pray For Daniel! Me: why did you care about losing a pistol unless it was a good pistol.

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2020-06-10T04:48:06+00:00

Buy a pc or xbox an get off mobile

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2020-06-04T16:15:35+00:00

My favorite pteranodon got killed by a thyla :(

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2022-01-03T03:35:39+00:00

Pray for daniel sot that he will live happily

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2021-11-26T04:19:42+00:00

My cat when I’m gone

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2021-10-30T22:48:13+00:00

UP IF THEY SHOULD NOT BE PUT IN MOBILE THEY ARE THE DEVILS CHICKEN

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2021-10-05T05:41:24+00:00

#PrayForDaniel 😩

-Beamzles and good luck finding Daniel)

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2021-07-14T21:17:10+00:00

No no! Don’t touch me there! This is my no no square!

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2022-07-27T17:06:36+00:00

F for Daniel

A helpful tip should include more words

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2022-07-17T15:00:22+00:00

I have a mastercraft saddle for this creature in genesis part 1. No idea what I’m supposed to do with that

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2022-06-27T00:01:15+00:00

#Prey for Daniel

Be strong buddy

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2022-06-02T02:31:28+00:00

Yall are dumb just freaking request Daniel and you'll get him back. EASY

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2022-04-02T23:28:28+00:00

randy ortin wannabe, keep safe distance.

score -3 · Answer 15 · 2018-03-18T03:05:02+00:00

Once I was scouting the outskirts of the redwoods for the first time, and not 1 minuet in one pounced on me. I had known they pounced on you from trees, but I didn’t know that they where that wide spread. Alas, the power of the Ark gods blessed me, and it did not knock me off my pteredon. I landed on a cliff and Lille’s it with my revolver. I do not go near the redwoods to this day.

score -3 · Answer 16 · 2018-02-18T18:11:35+00:00

They well bend you over take out the cat nip and put it in your ass watch out

score -3 · Answer 17 · 2018-02-08T07:16:08+00:00

Walked. In. The woods. Got killed by a thyla killed by a thyla

score -3 · Answer 18 · 2017-12-28T02:33:26+00:00

If you don’t have a spyglass and don’t look up your so fcking screwed

score -3 · Answer 19 · 2017-11-24T21:20:15+00:00

I lost my virginity in so many ways with this I need a restraining order on this ex husband. So many kids.

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2022-12-30T14:49:06+00:00

Ao if they live in caves. They must hate me to chase me all the way to the redwoods 😐