Real men use raw fish meat.

Get these +*^#% tigers off my tree!

-Samuel l Jackson 2018

Just starts and then a theylecoleo jumps out and kills you when in the starting animation

Me: flies argy at redwoods

Kitty: my time is to shine.. . GET READY KITTY SOLDIERS

Kitty soldiers: READY!

Kitty: wait for it wait for it

Me: flies closer

Kitty: POUNCE MY KITTIES

kitty soldiers pounces

Me: WHAT THE WHY ARE THESE TIGER THINGIES TRYNA USE ME AS A FREAKING LANDING PAD-!

Kitty: well i mean you would be a nice landing pad for our treehouse but… I LIKE YOU MORE AS A TRAMPOLINE AS WE WAIT FOR ANOTHER PERSON LIKE YOU FINALLY FLY THROUGH HERE!

Me: *blinks*

Kitty: well.. *MANY KITTY SOLDIERS AS WELL SAY THE SAME THING*

Kitties: WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL

Kitty: bye bye!

KITTIES: CAT PILE

…

RIP (they give good bear hugs how about you give it a try) >:)

This creature is probably a Vietnam veteran

These guys are on extinction,I assume underground that pissies me off!-koalakidnapper

Thylocoleos JUMPscare me every time I go into the redwoods

kitty kitty meow meow- OH FU- 'You have been killed by a lvl 4 Thylacoleo' No dip bish

When mobile players play ark first time in their PC

And they visit redwood

Player - wow such beautiful graphics

Thyla - surprise mf !

You know you can get Daniel back by requesting him to come back right? Hell loose everything in his inventory but it’s better than loosing him

For mobile players:

Some people how play mobile complain how there are certian creatures like the Thylacolea , and I was amongst them...

Until when I finally got Ark survival evolved I thought “let’s go find aThylacolea” I wasn’t happy when a level 4 Thylacolea killed me TWICE.

I really want a tree house in redwoods. These are why I don't go in redwoods.

#pray for daniel...tho sorry to say hes probs gone.hes surely died of hunger or was killed...sorry guys...anyway its almost 2020...sorry daniel.

UGH ASA RUINED THOSE GUYS THEY CANT LEEP

NOW

If you American and play this game you now know why our natural problem solving skills involve shotguns

I know this doesn’t happen often but I flew for 3 hrs in the red woods on an argy and didn’t get jumped once nevermind seeing them. Some people may call it luck but I call it skill

Hey buddy your sister might have accidentally driven your tapagera into a thylacoleo so there was no reason to drive a fire Wyvern into the giga and pray for Daniel I will take one to

#PreyForDaniel

Don't have to worry about any dismounting by these guys in scorched earth 😌

They lurk in the trees,

Then when they jump they make you scream,

And when they come for your knees,

You know death comes with ease.

When you respawn at your bed,

You know that your flier’s dead,

But you try to save it anyway,

But when you arrive it’s loo late.

to all the players who lost to a thyla: gg

A ninja dino very very fast will knock u off in a blink of a eye