Pussy cat ahhh) pussy cat gaahh) pussy cat aww) pussy death god)

Was running through the redwood looking for a nice Pteradon feeling invincible. Katana (lvl 105 raptor) and I were running around the place trying to get home afterwords,trying to find a quick but safe way across the swamp. Ended up getting lost, Thylocolio generously jumped out and offered to assist. But unfortunately they were the wrong directions. I seem to have landed in the afterlife.

Just starts and then a theylecoleo jumps out and kills you when in the starting animation

Me: flies argy at redwoods

Kitty: my time is to shine.. . GET READY KITTY SOLDIERS

Kitty soldiers: READY!

Kitty: wait for it wait for it

Me: flies closer

Kitty: POUNCE MY KITTIES

kitty soldiers pounces

Me: WHAT THE WHY ARE THESE TIGER THINGIES TRYNA USE ME AS A FREAKING LANDING PAD-!

Kitty: well i mean you would be a nice landing pad for our treehouse but… I LIKE YOU MORE AS A TRAMPOLINE AS WE WAIT FOR ANOTHER PERSON LIKE YOU FINALLY FLY THROUGH HERE!

Me: *blinks*

Kitty: well.. *MANY KITTY SOLDIERS AS WELL SAY THE SAME THING*

Kitties: WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL

Kitty: bye bye!

KITTIES: CAT PILE

…

RIP (they give good bear hugs how about you give it a try) >:)

Thylo god: Daniel is safe he has lots of food and he is fast can out run a trike can kill a trike I will keep watching over him

Where did the accused touch you?

It was a snap and Daniels gone

Crap now Daniels gone

I wish that I was wrong

But wow he was so strong

Why oh why I miss him

Oh I could just kiss him

I give up now Daniels gone

I drowned in a pond

Well how did you like it 👍 (some love for Daniel)

Daniel person just tap on little Daniels name on your tames that’s you find in your stats and teleport him to you :) hope this helps (ps I did same with igua .)

After I tamed my Thylacoleo I found a explore note and I went to kill things but, every time I would go to kill something a Thylacoeo would jump on me.

#Ninjaketty

These things is a real pain in the ass.

So I summoned a hole bunch of alpha fire wyverns forgot to forcetame all of them so I had to move and forgot the cat ... my bootiful cat. Got the alpha mosa but not the cat but I was killing deathworms in RAGNAROK somehow there’s a desert region with deathworms and kangaroos but my alpha fire wyvern earned a name : deathworm because he / she ( I forgot the gender) almost killed a deathworm still didn’t have my cat probably dead now cause I deleted the server ( XD)

If your on a flyer and your above water and she jumps on you heading straight for hell

Real men use raw fish meat.

Get these +*^#% tigers off my tree!

-Samuel l Jackson 2018

This creature is probably a Vietnam veteran

UGH ASA RUINED THOSE GUYS THEY CANT LEEP

NOW

If you American and play this game you now know why our natural problem solving skills involve shotguns

Wish this was in mobile… us mobile players r only playing with some stupid dinos who can’t even save our lives when we need them to

🥲

These guys are on extinction,I assume underground that pissies me off!-koalakidnapper

Thylocoleos JUMPscare me every time I go into the redwoods