Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

Me: flies argy at redwoods
Kitty: my time is to shine.. . GET READY KITTY SOLDIERS
Kitty soldiers: READY!
Kitty: wait for it wait for it
Me: flies closer
Kitty: POUNCE MY KITTIES
kitty soldiers pounces
Me: WHAT THE WHY ARE THESE TIGER THINGIES TRYNA USE ME AS A FREAKING LANDING PAD-!
Kitty: well i mean you would be a nice landing pad for our treehouse but… I LIKE YOU MORE AS A TRAMPOLINE AS WE WAIT FOR ANOTHER PERSON LIKE YOU FINALLY FLY THROUGH HERE!
Me: *blinks*
Kitty: well.. *MANY KITTY SOLDIERS AS WELL SAY THE SAME THING*
Kitties: WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL
Kitty: bye bye!
KITTIES: CAT PILE
…
RIP (they give good bear hugs how about you give it a try) >:)
More Thylacoleo Funny Tips
Once I had a thyla named Daniel. He was a lvl 165 and my best scouting creature. But one day, it all went downhill...
Me and Daniel were chilling by the redwood waterfall when a pegomastax takes my pistol. I jumped on Daniel and we were off. But on the chase for the pego, a microraptor jumped me and I was knocked to the ground. But Daniel chased the microraptor and ran very far away. When I woke up, I ran in the direction of Daniel, but alas, I lost him. A week of searching later, I got a message, telling me that Daniel had killed a microraptor. I had lost hope until then, and now I would find him.
Two weeks later, still no Daniel. But I never got a message from his death. Be strong lil buddy. I'll find you.