Me: flies argy at redwoods

Kitty: my time is to shine.. . GET READY KITTY SOLDIERS

Kitty soldiers: READY!

Kitty: wait for it wait for it

Me: flies closer

Kitty: POUNCE MY KITTIES

kitty soldiers pounces

Me: WHAT THE WHY ARE THESE TIGER THINGIES TRYNA USE ME AS A FREAKING LANDING PAD-!

Kitty: well i mean you would be a nice landing pad for our treehouse but… I LIKE YOU MORE AS A TRAMPOLINE AS WE WAIT FOR ANOTHER PERSON LIKE YOU FINALLY FLY THROUGH HERE!

Me: *blinks*

Kitty: well.. *MANY KITTY SOLDIERS AS WELL SAY THE SAME THING*

Kitties: WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL

Kitty: bye bye!

KITTIES: CAT PILE

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RIP (they give good bear hugs how about you give it a try) >:)