This guy jumped on me and I never felt so traumatized also if you tamed on and it’s still un named on an server name it violater and watch as it touches everyone that dares to enter your base. *BY ShadowyNight0*
Thylacoleo
The Thylacoleo is a large, powerful mount that can climb up trees and pounce on its enemies.

Jokes and funny moments about the Thylacoleo from ARK players.
They come outta nowhere and be like “hi I think I’ll rip your face off!”
Pussy cat ahhh) pussy cat gaahh) pussy cat aww) pussy death god)
Was running through the redwood looking for a nice Pteradon feeling invincible. Katana (lvl 105 raptor) and I were running around the place trying to get home afterwords,trying to find a quick but safe way across the swamp. Ended up getting lost, Thylocolio generously jumped…
Was running through the redwood looking for a nice Pteradon feeling invincible. Katana (lvl 105 raptor) and I were running around the place trying to get home afterwords,trying to find a quick but safe way across the swamp. Ended up getting lost, Thylocolio generously jumped out and offered to assist. But unfortunately they were the wrong directions. I seem to have landed in the afterlife.
These things is a real pain in the ass.
So I summoned a hole bunch of alpha fire wyverns forgot to forcetame all of them so I had to move and forgot the cat ... my bootiful cat. Got the alpha mosa but not the cat but I was killing deathworms in RAGNAROK somehow there’s a desert region with deathworms and kangaroos…
So I summoned a hole bunch of alpha fire wyverns forgot to forcetame all of them so I had to move and forgot the cat ... my bootiful cat. Got the alpha mosa but not the cat but I was killing deathworms in RAGNAROK somehow there’s a desert region with deathworms and kangaroos but my alpha fire wyvern earned a name : deathworm because he / she ( I forgot the gender) almost killed a deathworm still didn’t have my cat probably dead now cause I deleted the server ( XD)
If your on a flyer and your above water and she jumps on you heading straight for hell
Thy lung with grey fur and spots
Thylo god: Daniel is safe he has lots of food and he is fast can out run a trike can kill a trike I will keep watching over him
Where did the accused touch you?
It was a snap and Daniels gone
Crap now Daniels gone
I wish that I was wrong
But wow he was so strong
Why oh why I miss him
Oh I could just kiss him
I give up now Daniels gone
I drowned in a pond
Well how did you like it 👍 (some love for Daniel)
Daniel person just tap on little Daniels name on your tames that’s you find in your stats and teleport him to you :) hope this helps (ps I did same with igua .)
After I tamed my Thylacoleo I found a explore note and I went to kill things but, every time I would go to kill something a Thylacoeo would jump on me.
#Ninjaketty
Ok so when WILF what u need is a F*CKIN TEK RYFLE
It’s like Gordon Ramsay, they hate the sight of raw food and only accept cooked food (but the thyla still eats raw meat) and if you present it raw food, prepare to get murdered by this monster.
If ur on a thyla and something your chasing outruns you, just jump and when you land you should be right next to the thing your chasing, same go’s with ravagers.
Real men use raw fish meat.
Get these +*^#% tigers off my tree!
-Samuel l Jackson 2018
Just starts and then a theylecoleo jumps out and kills you when in the starting animation
Me: flies argy at redwoods
Kitty: my time is to shine.. . GET READY KITTY SOLDIERS
Kitty soldiers: READY!
Kitty: wait for it wait for it
Me: flies closer
Kitty: POUNCE MY KITTIES
kitty soldiers pounces
Me: WHAT THE WHY ARE THESE TIGER THINGIES TRYNA USE ME AS A…
Me: flies argy at redwoods
Kitty: my time is to shine.. . GET READY KITTY SOLDIERS
Kitty soldiers: READY!
Kitty: wait for it wait for it
Me: flies closer
Kitty: POUNCE MY KITTIES
kitty soldiers pounces
Me: WHAT THE WHY ARE THESE TIGER THINGIES TRYNA USE ME AS A FREAKING LANDING PAD-!
Kitty: well i mean you would be a nice landing pad for our treehouse but… I LIKE YOU MORE AS A TRAMPOLINE AS WE WAIT FOR ANOTHER PERSON LIKE YOU FINALLY FLY THROUGH HERE!
Me: *blinks*
Kitty: well.. *MANY KITTY SOLDIERS AS WELL SAY THE SAME THING*
Kitties: WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL
Kitty: bye bye!
KITTIES: CAT PILE
…
RIP (they give good bear hugs how about you give it a try) >:)