If you American and play this game you now know why our natural problem solving skills involve shotguns

This thing jumped on me and violated me in so many ways

Once I had a thyla named Daniel. He was a lvl 165 and my best scouting creature. But one day, it all went downhill...

Me and Daniel were chilling by the redwood waterfall when a pegomastax takes my pistol. I jumped on Daniel and we were off. But on the chase for the pego, a microraptor jumped me and I was knocked to the ground. But Daniel chased the microraptor and ran very far away. When I woke up, I ran in the direction of Daniel, but alas, I lost him. A week of searching later, I got a message, telling me that Daniel had killed a microraptor. I had lost hope until then, and now I would find him.

Two weeks later, still no Daniel. But I never got a message from his death. Be strong lil buddy. I'll find you.

#PrayForDaniel

"THERE IN THE TREES!"

~ my friend, 2023

~ Soldier, 1970

If you want to tame one of these nice and cuddley cats just fly in the redwood and one will jump off the tree and give you a big bear hug. It just wants to show how much it loves you!

Thyla”wanna play freeze tag…I’m very good at it😈

#PrayForDaniel we will find you buddy

Don't run into this creature while tripping off shrooms

The trees, they speak Vietnamese