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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the thylacoleo? Funny thylacoleo jokes submitted by ARK players.
You see, they prefer raw meat. this is what i didnt know.
i went in the redwoods with a spear and a campfire, hoping to make myself a tasty dinner. after placing my campfire, i went out to hunt. this guy came out of nowhere, and took my spear from me. i guess i still made a tasty dinner, but i wasnt the one eating it.
Metal farming with a friend in the forest .... don’t know what forest it was (since I’m still a noob) ... was really slow while walking coz my weight carrying capacity is pretty low ( new to the game.... kind of ) .... Got a sword in hand tho , my good friend gave it to me since she’s really good ... feeling confident , walking through the dark forest ! Raptor attacks me , I start swinging my sword in the air , somehow kill it .... feeling even more confident ! I wander off since I forget where home is .... THYLA-BITCH-COLEO runs towards me , what do I do first ? I scream for help , I scream like a little girl and start swinging my sword , remember , whilst screaming as loud as I can ! After a few hits , I manage to kill the guy ! See a hyena running towards me (probably had the entire pack around there somewhere ) ... Luckily my friend came along with Ally (her big carnivorous Dino) and scared them off .... Loving this game 😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️
So one day I was on my pvp server, an my tribe mate who I didn’t know IRL, ask me if we could tame a thyla (we’re on mobile doofus) I said there not on mobile mate. He said he saw one on single player. I gave up and Said ‘if you find one you can tame it’ (he spent 4 hours looking before remembering it was a bear😂😂)
Extremely ennoying. I was out having a peacefull ride on my favourite pteranadon Deep throat. When out jumps one of these wild beasts and knocks me off deep throat. In panic a released my favourite red bear merlot. Forgetting he was set to passive. As he is gentle and simply misunderstood. But anyways after further panic I managed to kill the thylacoleo. But now I can't find merlot and deep throat sadly is no more. Rip deep throat . O and the tip is shotgun to the face.
OKAY, Recently I got brutally attacked by one of these, here is how it happened.
So I wanted to explore the world so I rode one of my pteranodon and made the other 2 follow me, so I went for a while then I went through a forest to look for a T-rex for fun then out of no where I got jumpscared (I was in first person) from my left a Thyla leaped dragged me off my pteranodon and started brutally biting on my neck I posted a meme about it on my tiktok (noonefornow.._) I AM NOT SAYING FOLLOW ME BUT FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES YOU CAN CHECK THE VIDEO OUT!!