
What are some funny jokes or stories about the thylacoleo? Funny thylacoleo jokes submitted by ARK players.
You see, they prefer raw meat. this is what i didnt know.
i went in the redwoods with a spear and a campfire, hoping to make myself a tasty dinner. after placing my campfire, i went out to hunt. this guy came out of nowhere, and took my spear from me. i guess i still made a tasty dinner, but i wasnt the one eating it.
So one day I was on my pvp server, an my tribe mate who I didn’t know IRL, ask me if we could tame a thyla (we’re on mobile doofus) I said there not on mobile mate. He said he saw one on single player. I gave up and Said ‘if you find one you can tame it’ (he spent 4 hours looking before remembering it was a bear😂😂)
As I was Flying around the area between redwood forest and swamp minding my own business trying to find a cave or mountain for crystal and obsidian and landed for stamina on my ptera, Silent P, into a bush (I was a noob at this point) and wandered what that cute little tiger was doing up on a tree like a ninja. Afew feet before landing It 1) knocked me of my ptera 2) killed it 3) aggroed a 57 carno 4) carno knocked me off cliff onto water 5) I killed carno 6) friend joined 7) we killed carno ( I killed it bc he's even more of a noob) 8) all of my tools and weapons broke 9) we struggle to fight sleeping and snakes with our picks 10) both died a horrible death do to the fro king crackhead name Thylacoleo. *RIP Silent P*
I had one mine had a same death as yours and ran away. Found five days later I had a bunch of help because I was making an army fight. A boss right found him laying on being attacked by a giga. I was on my other one so i had a same death as yours and ran away. Found five days later I had a bunch of help because I was making a army fight. A boss right found him laying on being attacked by a giga. I was on my other one so I fought with two of them one found him then he died of hungry before you get back home. I’m sorry about Daniel.
OKAY, Recently I got brutally attacked by one of these, here is how it happened.
So I wanted to explore the world so I rode one of my pteranodon and made the other 2 follow me, so I went for a while then I went through a forest to look for a T-rex for fun then out of no where I got jumpscared (I was in first person) from my left a Thyla leaped dragged me off my pteranodon and started brutally biting on my neck I posted a meme about it on my tiktok (noonefornow.._) I AM NOT SAYING FOLLOW ME BUT FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES YOU CAN CHECK THE VIDEO OUT!!