Are these the demon squirrels??
Thylacoleo
The Thylacoleo is a large, powerful mount that can climb up trees and pounce on its enemies.
Jokes and funny moments about the Thylacoleo from ARK players.
My best experience in ark was when I saw this jump on an alpha carno and literally get one tapped all the way back up the tree from whence it came🤣
When I tamed this I was proud I tamed it I name simba don’t ask me why it a good mount for geting meat because when they hit something it starts bleeding out and much easier to kill things I got tackled by them 5 TIMES it was so annoying 😂😂😂😂
My poor thyla:( I named him mystic it was blue like syntac
I made a grave but my stupid brother kept changing the graves words:( the disgrace
They pounced me… like lightning
*Laughs in mobile*
Pls add them
We know toriel, we know shiela, but Daniel was the one who started the #prayfor trend on dododex
So one day I was on my pvp server, an my tribe mate who I didn’t know IRL, ask me if we could tame a thyla (we’re on mobile doofus) I said there not on mobile mate. He said he saw one on single player. I gave up and Said ‘if you find one you can tame it’ (he spent 4…
So one day I was on my pvp server, an my tribe mate who I didn’t know IRL, ask me if we could tame a thyla (we’re on mobile doofus) I said there not on mobile mate. He said he saw one on single player. I gave up and Said ‘if you find one you can tame it’ (he spent 4 hours looking before remembering it was a bear😂😂）
I was on my argy and i was exploring the red woods for the first time and one of these things jump scared me and took me off my argy. And really F me up. Watch out
Oh hi kit OH MY GOD IM BEING RIPPED APART AHHHH
also #prayfordaniel
Me: First time in red wood.
Thylacoleo: My next Victom
Me:HEY LOOK A TREE CAT
Thylacoleo:Did you call me a cat?
Me:Walks twards it*
Thylacoleo: IM A FUCKING MARSUPIAL
5 minutes later
Thylacoleo: mmm tasty shouldn't have
called me a cat
As I was Flying around the area between redwood forest and swamp minding my own business trying to find a cave or mountain for crystal and obsidian and landed for stamina on my ptera, Silent P, into a bush (I was a noob at this point) and wandered what that cute little tiger…
As I was Flying around the area between redwood forest and swamp minding my own business trying to find a cave or mountain for crystal and obsidian and landed for stamina on my ptera, Silent P, into a bush (I was a noob at this point) and wandered what that cute little tiger was doing up on a tree like a ninja. Afew feet before landing It 1) knocked me of my ptera 2) killed it 3) aggroed a 57 carno 4) carno knocked me off cliff onto water 5) I killed carno 6) friend joined 7) we killed carno ( I killed it bc he's even more of a noob) 8) all of my tools and weapons broke 9) we struggle to fight sleeping and snakes with our picks 10) both died a horrible death do to the fro king crackhead name Thylacoleo. *RIP Silent P*
Rip Barry
Rip Cole
Rip Daniel I hope we find him alive
I’ll pray for Daniel stop saying it Bluebear2068
I’ll tell you if I find Daniel Bluebear2068
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm in a tree
And I'll hop down to shred you
#prayfordaniel he will come back
#PrayForDaniel we will find you little buddy
Why is it when I see them there always smiling at me
Ever wonder what happens when you fly a pteranodon into the redwood forest? I don’t, because cat on steroids ABSOLUTELY DETROYED ME THAN ATE MY LEVEL 307 MUTATED PTERANODON