At first I thought this was a baby turtle….ITS NOT 😶😐😬

So me and my buddy were out taming and we had got a lvl fifty thorny dragon and I thought well It needed some easy level. Rip Copperhead couldn’t take on two low level daedons

Once I tamed one on extinction and realizing that the saddle was on scorch earth only and it was cyan

ME:F**K

Buld 4+4 wood wall fence and pick up with argy put in cage and trank away.

Poor man’s velonasour.

Remove the t in its name for a much more reasonable name

Me:sees thorney dragons

Me:ignores them

Thorney dragons:Today yo gonna die

Mom can we have an anky mom we have an anky the anky at home

It looks like my two pet bearded dragons.

Named my male "Thorny Bastard" and my female "Thorny Sloot". Never been happier than having a horde of max level Thorny Bastards kill a rock golem.

Me filling it with stone to build a sentry: hahhah

Friend: Why do tha-

Me: begins playing TF2 theme

Boy when I was taming him I pulled a matrix on his spikes and went proning. After multiple tries it kept working! If you see he is going to shoot just matrix it and you can easily tame it.

Cute little thorny dragon...run it shoots knock out spikes

I think it’s a armadillo on drugs and steroids

First time encountering them went like this:

Attacked one in front of me

It fired spines at me

"Haha you missed"

I turned to run, low and behold

There was another one.

Needless to say, I was gummed to death

Wikipedia: do not Touch it’s poisonous

Me: what! This cute thing? No way!

My last words.

I have no regrets!!!!!

thorny dragon:rawr

Me:WHAT THE CRAP WAS THAT?!?!?!?!

Thorny dragon shoots spines "ITS ME MTHER FKER"

ME:oh shit

Me:Hi little guy how att you

Thorny Dragon:AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Me: Titainboas are anoying

Thorny Dragon: knocks me out

Me(well i am uncounces): Whos more anoying

Thorny dragon: Me (as it is killing me) It will take years

Me: why

Thorny dragon: I GOT NO TEETH(as i die)

Man I had a thatch mansion and this a** just went thro my walls and went ham on me I now know why ppl call it a horny dragon...