Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
There once was a guy named Paul.
All of his tames stood up strong and so tall..
You could imagine his anger and surprise..
When a theri destroyed it all.
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Son: Hey dad can I get a club, please?
Dad: sure son, what do you need it for?
Son: There is a dodo outside that I want to tame.
Dad: Son you don't need a club for that, just punch it till it is knockout.
Son: okay dad I will try that.
Son: dad help help
Dad: what's the matter son?
son: The dodo just kill our level 450 giga open the door.
Dad: sorry son you can always respawn im about to log off.