Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
When this chicken was a wee little chick it liked to tickle its fellows. In fact it liked to do this so much it grew claws to be able to tickle better. Then one day it accidentally cut one of its friends throats and is now in such deep depression for the rest of its miserable life it kills everything it sees just to focus on something else.
Son: Hey dad can I get a club, please?
Dad: sure son, what do you need it for?
Son: There is a dodo outside that I want to tame.
Dad: Son you don't need a club for that, just punch it till it is knockout.
Son: okay dad I will try that.
Son: dad help help
Dad: what's the matter son?
son: The dodo just kill our level 450 giga open the door.
Dad: sorry son you can always respawn im about to log off.