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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
So I got killed by dis ting over 9000 times so when I finally knocked it out and I put 6 stacks of raw meat on it. I started scratching ma head why wasn't it getting tamed. And then I find out its A HERBIVORE.THEN WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT IN ATTACKING ME (but then that also explains why when I get my stuff from my body the body is still intact)
Me: hi Theri
Game: lvl 200900000000000000 Therizinasarus killed your lvl .000 Giga
Me: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!
Theri: Your the next victim of Sir Tickle Chicken
Me: grabs infinity damage bow
Game: Aaron_gaming was killed by Sir Tickle Chicken
Me: oi not again
Game: You died x9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999