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What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I got one without a trap and one with a trap,which one was more life threatening you ask?A theri in a trap,why?I was far away shooting tranqs with a crossbow while it was distracted obliterating raptors all I had to pray is it didn't die and get knocked out after the raptors got obliterated,for the one with a trap,it almost killed my tapejara while I was distracted saving my otter from the water when I got him on my shoulder,I saw my tapejara get hit by the theri since my tapejara was on passive I made sure he could take at least 20 hits from him so I ran to him and flew away to lose it, after healing I went back to tame it(I had the trap alr set)I flew on my tapejara and with a bit of struggle,I got it in I started raining down tranqs and I got it tamed(with mejoberries and rockcarrots with a 5x taming boost cuz I couldn't find and tame any megalosaurus)now I got a pair of theri to breed and harvest,THE END.
So I got killed by dis ting over 9000 times so when I finally knocked it out and I put 6 stacks of raw meat on it. I started scratching ma head why wasn't it getting tamed. And then I find out its A HERBIVORE.THEN WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT IN ATTACKING ME (but then that also explains why when I get my stuff from my body the body is still intact)
Me: hi Theri
Game: lvl 200900000000000000 Therizinasarus killed your lvl .000 Giga
Me: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!
Theri: Your the next victim of Sir Tickle Chicken
Me: grabs infinity damage bow
Game: Aaron_gaming was killed by Sir Tickle Chicken
Me: oi not again
Game: You died x9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999