If you find this thing RUN it took me out in two hits and completely demolished my home and murdered my raptor and my little otter cuddles please like to pay respects to my little cuddles kept me warm on the cold nights

THE STUPID THING KILLED MY RAYRAY (210 raptor)

Every Girl on Instagram be like:

The almighty tickle chicken!

Roses are red vilots are blue my dinos were killed by a thera and yours were too

If you go to the search bar and type tickle chicken it will pull up a thery 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂1up=1pesrson who loves the Dododex

Level up = jazz hands

Players on ARK PC/Console: AAAAAAAAAAA

My [email protected] with a ramshackle simple pistol: “hehe gun go pew pew”

This is the fear turkey. The fear turkey does not give a f***. Stay out of the fear turkey's way and you will not have to learn why it is called the fear turkey. It will kill you. That's why they call it the fear turkey.

These things are like gehtto girls with fake nails. If you don't get too close you'll be fine. If you do... God help you.