me: -Shows pet chicken picture of tickle chicken-
chicken: -Stares like the almighty beast he is-
Me: It's you when your hungry.
Me: Eat a snickers
Chicken: I no eat Snickers -Smacks snickers out of my hand and proceeds to peck my face-
My Chickens are pshyco paths \(._.)/
The almighty tickle chicken!
If you go to the search bar and type tickle chicken it will pull up a thery 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂1up=1pesrson who loves the Dododex
if you encounter this especially wierd looking dinosaur in the wild with your tribemate. bola your tribemate and run
Roses are red vilots are blue my dinos were killed by a thera and yours were too
Level up = jazz hands
This is the fear turkey. The fear turkey does not give a f***. Stay out of the fear turkey's way and you will not have to learn why it is called the fear turkey. It will kill you. That's why they call it the fear turkey.
Just run. Don’t even think about looking at it…
My first few days, I found one, and thought it looked friendly.
Boy was I wrong
These things are like gehtto girls with fake nails. If you don't get too close you'll be fine. If you do... God help you.
'Wanna know how I got these scars?'
KFC stands for killer frustrated chicken