Please tell me I'm not the only one who has thought about taming one, painting it green, painting the saddle red and naming it yoshi
Terror Bird

Jokes and funny moments about the Terror Bird from ARK players.
And here you can see what happens when dodos evolve
They know all the dodos you killed! Trust me.......... THEY KNOW!!!
Me: AHHHH!!! Oh.. just a dream..,
Terror Bird: Are you sure about that…?
It's petty much a brutal Yoshi if you paint it accordingly
Me:I am going to sit on the couch, IS THAT A TERROR BIRD?! UNDER MY COUCH?!
Terror bird: It is just a dream
Me Oh okay...
Level 2 human got killed by level 178 terror bird!
Me: Im on my couch, wait WHAT IS UNDER MY COUCH?!!
Terror bird: This is just a dream
Me: Oh okay
Level 2 player died my Level 178 Terror bird.
4000 Likes and I’ll fight one with a dodo
At this point in evolution, we just gave up with all the confusing names and just called it "Terror Bird"
I had one of these murdered his name was Dave the taxi bloke I was looking for a thyacleo aka killer Garfield I was gliding around and YEEEt comes a cat and murders my precious Dave I did tame the cat and put it in a cage for killing Dave one up = one R.I.P
Roses are red
Walls are plaster
The players are fast
But Big Bird is faster
Terror bird: I died to everyone’s biggest fears.. A JOB!!!!’
Everyone else: AHHHHHH—
While riding your terror bird jump off a roof and go into 3rd person youll thank me later
Is it just me or do they look really funny when they run towards you
It’s just me isn’t it 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
Me: hmmm I need some food....
Random dodo: hi Mr OMRascended Ive seen you in multiple fps gam-
Me:*stabs him with spear*
10 IN GAME DAYS LATER
Me:*wanders around redwoods on the island*
Terror bird:SNEEK ATTACK HELLO DO U REMEMBERZ MEEEE??!!
Me:AHH TERRORFING BIRB
Terror…
Me: hmmm I need some food....
Random dodo: hi Mr OMRascended Ive seen you in multiple fps gam-
Me:*stabs him with spear*
10 IN GAME DAYS LATER
Me:*wanders around redwoods on the island*
Terror bird:SNEEK ATTACK HELLO DO U REMEMBERZ MEEEE??!!
Me:AHH TERRORFING BIRB
Terror bird:IM THE DODO YOU MURDERED ON THE BEACH ANYWAYS TIME TO DI-
Me:*bolas him then shoots him with rifle*
Terror bird in after life:GIMME ONE LAST CHANCE OVERSEER PLZ
Overseer:fine fail again and you get sent to the surface of aberration
Terror bird:*goes back to the island this time as godzillark*
Me:oh hi gojira *tranqs him with super tranq mod*
Godzillark:*wakes up in my base and with a saddle on him* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Btw I plan to make a part two keep watching the "newest" category if you wanna see it when I submit it.
This is the infamous mid evolution dodorex. Dodos are evolving infront of our eyes. It went from dodo to dodoraptor,terror bird, to dodorex, a trex mixed with a dodo that somehow breaths fire, to dodowyvern, a wyvern and a dodo, dodos finally fly.
evolution list:
dodo
terror bird
TICKLE CHICKEN (therizino)
What? Your Dodo is evolving!
Congratulations your Dodo evolved into a Terror bird!
That’s a weird looking dodo Oh he’s got friends I’ll go punch it
-Dead Survivor
Famous last words: Wow! Look, a big dodo!