Your Dodo Is trying to evolve!

Your dodo is now a killer chicken!

They said that the Terror bird was the Killer Chicken...little did they know a BIGGER bird was watching and waiting, long nails sparkling in the sunlight....

By the time your terror bird can carry a balloon, it will have no more points to level...

Dodos got tired of being pushed and kicked around. When they got the chance to evolve, they turned into a revenge seeking monster

Me: ugly dumb redwood place

Terror bird: hey what you staring at

Me: an ugly raptor dodo, what else could it be

You were killed by level 8 terror bird

I wonder why it was named terror bird

Once upon a time, a raptor and dodo met. The raptor decided not to eat the dodo because the dodo was offly nice. One day, they decided to get married! They were happy... as they watched their children play in the fields killing every survivor in their path...

Me: Mommy help me-

TB: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Me: Mommy help me-

TB: RAAAAAAA—

don’t lie people you know that these birds only exist to avenge all the dodos you killed as a starter

don't be stupid and think it's a big dodo 🙏😅

I’d sign a petition to get these things taken out of the game

I didn’t know a fricking terror bird is rideable😔

Huh. What an oversized Dodo.🦤 iii

"Why is there a dodo here, why's it so big and why's it coming towards me?"

The species name is self explanatory and true and very real if you ever find one because it will usually find you!!!

I once saw one of these kill a dodo and the only thing that came into my mind was friendly fire

No thank you, I'm shooting it in the face with my lovely shotgun

Me a low level noob going into redwoods island ooh a birdy I wanna pet it ...

U can guess what happend

Me playing with friends as a prank:Yo! Look at that dodo! You should go tame it!

Friend: oh, ok! (RIP)

Other friend: 😱

Me: you could do better! Go try!

Friend: fine (RIP)

*lol* *many friends died in the making of this text*