Please tell me I'm not the only one who has thought about taming one, painting it green, painting the saddle red and naming it yoshi

I wonder why it was named terror bird

And here you can see what happens when dodos evolve

Huh. What an oversized Dodo.🦤 iii

It's petty much a brutal Yoshi if you paint it accordingly

4000 Likes and I’ll fight one with a dodo

I had one of these murdered his name was Dave the taxi bloke I was looking for a thyacleo aka killer Garfield I was gliding around and YEEEt comes a cat and murders my precious Dave I did tame the cat and put it in a cage for killing Dave one up = one R.I.P

At this point in evolution, we just gave up with all the confusing names and just called it "Terror Bird"

Roses are red

Walls are plaster

The players are fast

But Big Bird is faster