Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Me: hmmm I need some food.... Random dodo: hi Mr OMRascended Ive seen you in…
Me: hmmm I need some food....
Random dodo: hi Mr OMRascended Ive seen you in multiple fps gam-
Me:*stabs him with spear*
10 IN GAME DAYS LATER
Me:*wanders around redwoods on the island*
Terror bird:SNEEK ATTACK HELLO DO U REMEMBERZ MEEEE??!!
Me:AHH TERRORFING BIRB
Terror bird:IM THE DODO YOU MURDERED ON THE BEACH ANYWAYS TIME TO DI-
Me:*bolas him then shoots him with rifle*
Terror bird in after life:GIMME ONE LAST CHANCE OVERSEER PLZ
Overseer:fine fail again and you get sent to the surface of aberration
Terror bird:*goes back to the island this time as godzillark*
Me:oh hi gojira *tranqs him with super tranq mod*
Godzillark:*wakes up in my base and with a saddle on him* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Btw I plan to make a part two keep watching the "newest" category if you wanna see it when I submit it.