Please tell me I'm not the only one who has thought about taming one, painting it green, painting the saddle red and naming it yoshi

Me: hmmm I need some food....

Random dodo: hi Mr OMRascended Ive seen you in multiple fps gam-

Me:*stabs him with spear*

10 IN GAME DAYS LATER

Me:*wanders around redwoods on the island*

Terror bird:SNEEK ATTACK HELLO DO U REMEMBERZ MEEEE??!!

Me:AHH TERRORFING BIRB

Terror bird:IM THE DODO YOU MURDERED ON THE BEACH ANYWAYS TIME TO DI-

Me:*bolas him then shoots him with rifle*

Terror bird in after life:GIMME ONE LAST CHANCE OVERSEER PLZ

Overseer:fine fail again and you get sent to the surface of aberration

Terror bird:*goes back to the island this time as godzillark*

Me:oh hi gojira *tranqs him with super tranq mod*

Godzillark:*wakes up in my base and with a saddle on him* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Btw I plan to make a part two keep watching the "newest" category if you wanna see it when I submit it.

And here you can see what happens when dodos evolve

They know all the dodos you killed! Trust me.......... THEY KNOW!!!

Terror bird: I died to everyone’s biggest fears.. A JOB!!!!’

Everyone else: AHHHHHH—

It's petty much a brutal Yoshi if you paint it accordingly

4000 Likes and I’ll fight one with a dodo

Is it just me or do they look really funny when they run towards you

It’s just me isn’t it 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

I had one of these murdered his name was Dave the taxi bloke I was looking for a thyacleo aka killer Garfield I was gliding around and YEEEt comes a cat and murders my precious Dave I did tame the cat and put it in a cage for killing Dave one up = one R.I.P

At this point in evolution, we just gave up with all the confusing names and just called it "Terror Bird"