Please tell me I'm not the only one who has thought about taming one, painting it green, painting the saddle red and naming it yoshi

Incorrect. The Theri is the real terror bird.

And here you can see what happens when dodos evolve

They know all the dodos you killed! Trust me.......... THEY KNOW!!!

4000 Likes and I’ll fight one with a dodo

I had one of these murdered his name was Dave the taxi bloke I was looking for a thyacleo aka killer Garfield I was gliding around and YEEEt comes a cat and murders my precious Dave I did tame the cat and put it in a cage for killing Dave one up = one R.I.P

At this point in evolution, we just gave up with all the confusing names and just called it "Terror Bird"

Roses are red

Walls are plaster

The players are fast

But Big Bird is faster

Dodos got tired of being pushed and kicked around. When they got the chance to evolve, they turned into a revenge seeking monster