The first time I visited the redwoods, and I immediately hated it

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The first time I visited the redwoods, and I immediately hated it

Why?

They killed my frog.

They ganged my Argentavis.

Right in front my face, my precious otter I had since I was level 9, torn apart in my face. These merciless psychos left me to terrorize my precious little otter and defecated on it. They then tore me apart.

One day, I will cause your pathetic little species to go extinct. Every single last one. I will not stop until the redwoods is clear of terror birds.

Clementine, I SHALL AVENGE YOU!

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