Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the tapejara? Funny tapejara jokes submitted by ARK players.
Once upon a time I was going to search some ankylos for taming I found this guy I have only 1 bola my bola missed he flewed away I rided on my pteradon I landed somewhere the tapejera goes away I dismount and I fall off cliff I'm seeing downside seen a tapejera but I landed on tapejera and died
I saw one I thought I was tripping I was thirsty I got water I went back and surely enough there was level 15 tape I knocked it out and I was happy I was original looking for a scorpion but I’m on a dangerous island my dinos can defend them selfs I lost a perry to a Rex like for perry rip
Best way to not die.you on tapejara:hahah stupid carno. Lv 57 alpha carno:I don’t know my guy. Tapejara energy:nah*energy slowly going down. You:oh looks like my energy is going down better go before all of it is gone and I die•*flys away. Lv57 alpha carno:dammit I wish you were like the guy I killed on the pteradon… (I’m the same guy that made the other one on the pteradon one, go check it if want.