Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
How to get annoyed
1.find tek stryder
2.lecel is to low
3.hire a hacker to hack it
4.ends up hacking your pc
5.fire your hacker
6.buy a ps5
7.redo process (without hacker)
8.find high level
9.gets killed by rex
10.find one again
11.your friend leads the tek stryders to extinction
12.tek stryders go extinct becaus of your freind
13.get annoyed
14.delete ark
15.instal subnautica
16.get seamoth
17.go to sea treaders path
18.find tek sea treader with extra leg (its a tek styder)
Me: hello?
Tek stryder: it is I tek styder
Me:*rage quits*
Me:*destroys pc and ps5*
Trial passed on how to get annoyed
More Tek Stryder Funny Tips
Me trying to find one me gives up and tryβs to spawn one in me canβt me βI have visual distress:l
First we have the emperial bombers(space whales) then the X-wing (space dolphin) NOW A FLIPPIN AT-AT?! What has ark become. π€£ I love it
When I was looking for them I canβt find them but when I gave up I found like 9 of them
Wildcard: Lets add a Stryder totally not from Horizon zero dawn.
But it's actually from horizon zero dawn.
They must be... Hacked? WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ARK WHILE I WAS AWAY? ROBOTS EVERYWHERE!
Developers meeting-
Dev1: ya know what we need?
Dev2:what?
Dev1:a robot gazelle!
Dev2:do we tho?
Dev1:not really, I just want toooooo
Dev2:β¦
Dev3:..
Dev4:..
Dev5: I need new jobβ¦
1: Abandon your shadomane that you wasted your life on
2: Google how to get a Tek Stryder
3: You get mutagen after a billion years of farming
4: Look for the creature, find it, but a rex kills it
5: Find another
6: It's level two
7: Try to feed it
8: It walks away and you get killed by your shadowmane
9: Find another, level 135 and try to hack it
10: Get it
11: It actually sucks and you don't need a gatherer
12: Turn on creative
13: Use admin rifle to blast it into oblivion
14: Get killed by a spino
15: Uninstall ARK
16: T H E E N D
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Stryder: goes into Recourse-Dense area and starts harvesting
The game: *crashes*
Stryder: Iβm the first giraffe in ark!
Parcatherium: am I a joke to you?
I've never seen a strider without a attachment so seeing its head without out it makes me think that it looks like a shaved pistachio nut