Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
How to get annoyed
1.find tek stryder
2.lecel is to low
3.hire a hacker to hack it
4.ends up hacking your pc
5.fire your hacker
6.buy a ps5
7.redo process (without hacker)
8.find high level
9.gets killed by rex
10.find one again
11.your friend leads the tek stryders to extinction
12.tek stryders go extinct becaus of your freind
13.get annoyed
14.delete ark
15.instal subnautica
16.get seamoth
17.go to sea treaders path
18.find tek sea treader with extra leg (its a tek styder)
Me: hello?
Tek stryder: it is I tek styder
Me:*rage quits*
Me:*destroys pc and ps5*
Trial passed on how to get annoyed
More Tek Stryder Funny Tips
βAlexa, why did u follow me here?β
Welp it looks like ark is in the future not the past!!?
There are like 5 things that I swear are from star wars
First we have the emperial bombers(space whales) then the X-wing (space dolphin) NOW A FLIPPIN AT-AT?! What has ark become. π€£ I love it
Developers meeting-
Dev1: ya know what we need?
Dev2:what?
Dev1:a robot gazelle!
Dev2:do we tho?
Dev1:not really, I just want toooooo
Dev2:β¦
Dev3:..
Dev4:..
Dev5: I need new jobβ¦
They must be... Hacked? WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ARK WHILE I WAS AWAY? ROBOTS EVERYWHERE!
Wildcard: Lets add a Stryder totally not from Horizon zero dawn.
But it's actually from horizon zero dawn.
Stryder: Iβm the first giraffe in ark!
Parcatherium: am I a joke to you?
I got 310 mutable to make sure that I could tame a stryder, didnβt realize that it only needed the mutable onceβ¦.. or that it only needed 3.
Stryder: goes into Recourse-Dense area and starts harvesting
The game: *crashes*