Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
How to get annoyed
1.find tek stryder
2.lecel is to low
3.hire a hacker to hack it
4.ends up hacking your pc
5.fire your hacker
6.buy a ps5
7.redo process (without hacker)
8.find high level
9.gets killed by rex
10.find one again
11.your friend leads the tek stryders to extinction
12.tek stryders go extinct becaus of your freind
13.get annoyed
14.delete ark
15.instal subnautica
16.get seamoth
17.go to sea treaders path
18.find tek sea treader with extra leg (its a tek styder)
Me: hello?
Tek stryder: it is I tek styder
Me:*rage quits*
Me:*destroys pc and ps5*
Trial passed on how to get annoyed
More Tek Stryder Funny Tips
Is this guy even tameable
Click one of these below to let me know if they are.
You to the strider: I know your out there! And I know your real!
Probably a blue strider named sonic: NO IM NOTTT!!
(My thoughts when I canβt find a strider until day 1002917339.)
βAlexa, why did u follow me here?β
Ovis been hitting the gym on gen 2 I guess
Welp it looks like ark is in the future not the past!!?
There are like 5 things that I swear are from star wars
First we have the emperial bombers(space whales) then the X-wing (space dolphin) NOW A FLIPPIN AT-AT?! What has ark become. π€£ I love it
Developers meeting-
Dev1: ya know what we need?
Dev2:what?
Dev1:a robot gazelle!
Dev2:do we tho?
Dev1:not really, I just want toooooo
Dev2:β¦
Dev3:..
Dev4:..
Dev5: I need new jobβ¦
They must be... Hacked? WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ARK WHILE I WAS AWAY? ROBOTS EVERYWHERE!
Wildcard: Lets add a Stryder totally not from Horizon zero dawn.
But it's actually from horizon zero dawn.