Tek Stryder
When you are short on materials you look at your strider Strider: how much…

When you are short on materials you look at your strider

Strider: how much more work do we have to do?!

Me: until we clear out the WHOLE MAP!

Strider: BRUH WHY HELP ME PLS

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Is this guy even tameable

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114 points 😂 Funny Sep 15, 2021 Report

First we have the emperial bombers(space whales) then the X-wing (space dolphin) NOW A FLIPPIN AT-AT?! What has ark become. 🤣 I love it

“Alexa, why did u follow me here?”

You to the strider: I know your out there! And I know your real!

Probably a blue strider named sonic: NO IM NOTTT!!

(My thoughts when I can’t find a strider until day 1002917339.)

Developers meeting-

Dev1: ya know what we need?

Dev2:what?

Dev1:a robot gazelle!

Dev2:do we tho?

Dev1:not really, I just want toooooo

Dev2:…

Dev3:..

Dev4:..

Dev5: I need new job…

92 points 😂 Funny Apr 5, 2021 Report

They must be... Hacked? WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ARK WHILE I WAS AWAY? ROBOTS EVERYWHERE!

Welp it looks like ark is in the future not the past!!?

Wildcard: Lets add a Stryder totally not from Horizon zero dawn.

But it's actually from horizon zero dawn.

Stryder: I’m the first giraffe in ark!

Parcatherium: am I a joke to you?

Stryder: goes into Recourse-Dense area and starts harvesting

The game: *crashes*