Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
How to tame
1. Google Tek stryder
2. Get obsessed with it and how cool it is
3. Go on the island and try to find it
4. Try to figure out why you cant find it
5. Google What map do tek stryders spawn on
6. Spend your birthday money on Genesis pt.1
7. Finally find one try taming it
8. Fail
9. Decide it's to much work
10. Go on creative and type Forcetame
11. Tame tek stryder
12. Ride
13. Get sad because it isn't good
14. Type SDF Giga 1 10000000000
15. Name the Giga big boi leave your stryder behind and ride of into the sunset on Big boi
YOU SUCCESSFULLY TAMED A TEK STRYDER!
More Tek Stryder Funny Tips
βAlexa, why did u follow me here?β
Welp it looks like ark is in the future not the past!!?
There are like 5 things that I swear are from star wars
First we have the emperial bombers(space whales) then the X-wing (space dolphin) NOW A FLIPPIN AT-AT?! What has ark become. π€£ I love it
Developers meeting-
Dev1: ya know what we need?
Dev2:what?
Dev1:a robot gazelle!
Dev2:do we tho?
Dev1:not really, I just want toooooo
Dev2:β¦
Dev3:..
Dev4:..
Dev5: I need new jobβ¦
They must be... Hacked? WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ARK WHILE I WAS AWAY? ROBOTS EVERYWHERE!
Wildcard: Lets add a Stryder totally not from Horizon zero dawn.
But it's actually from horizon zero dawn.
I got 310 mutable to make sure that I could tame a stryder, didnβt realize that it only needed the mutable onceβ¦.. or that it only needed 3.
Stryder: Iβm the first giraffe in ark!
Parcatherium: am I a joke to you?
Stryder: goes into Recourse-Dense area and starts harvesting
The game: *crashes*