First we have the emperial bombers(space whales) then the X-wing (space dolphin) NOW A FLIPPIN AT-AT?! What has ark become. 🤣 I love it

Wildcard: Lets add a Stryder totally not from Horizon zero dawn.

But it's actually from horizon zero dawn.

Anyone remember when ark actually had dinosaurs. Really, me neither.

They must be... Hacked? WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ARK WHILE I WAS AWAY? ROBOTS EVERYWHERE!

Developers meeting-

Dev1: ya know what we need?

Dev2:what?

Dev1:a robot gazelle!

Dev2:do we tho?

Dev1:not really, I just want toooooo

Dev2:…

Dev3:..

Dev4:..

Dev5: I need new job…

Stryder: goes into Recourse-Dense area and starts harvesting

The game: *crashes*

Stryder: I’m the first giraffe in ark!

Parcatherium: am I a joke to you?

1: Abandon your shadomane that you wasted your life on

2: Google how to get a Tek Stryder

3: You get mutagen after a billion years of farming

4: Look for the creature, find it, but a rex kills it

5: Find another

6: It's level two

7: Try to feed it

8: It walks away and you get killed by your shadowmane

9: Find another, level 135 and try to hack it

10: Get it

11: It actually sucks and you don't need a gatherer

12: Turn on creative

13: Use admin rifle to blast it into oblivion

14: Get killed by a spino

15: Uninstall ARK

16: T H E E N D

-Floofff

This thing looks like it was from transformers

I've never seen a strider without a attachment so seeing its head without out it makes me think that it looks like a shaved pistachio nut