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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
How to bring star wars in the Ark
Name someone Luke Skywalker and give him a tek sword and a procoptodon. Name a megapithicus Tsubaca and give him a crossbow. Get some scouts and some tek sryders. Name someone Darth Vader and paint a flak armour black. Paint a mesopithicus green. Now name it Yoda. Now put some more characters such as Lando Caloresian, Han Solo, Leia Organa and Boba Fett
Get a yeti and name it Wamba. Concratulations!!!!!!
Enjoy your game! If you want the full experience put Anakin Skywalker, Obi Wan Kenobi, Darth Maul, all the creatures from the first three movies, Palpatin, Padme , Ray Skywalker, Poe Dameron, all the creatures from the last three movies.
Congratulations again!!! Now enjoy StARK Wars.
More Tek Stryder Funny Tips
βAlexa, why did u follow me here?β
Welp it looks like ark is in the future not the past!!?
There are like 5 things that I swear are from star wars
First we have the emperial bombers(space whales) then the X-wing (space dolphin) NOW A FLIPPIN AT-AT?! What has ark become. π€£ I love it
Developers meeting-
Dev1: ya know what we need?
Dev2:what?
Dev1:a robot gazelle!
Dev2:do we tho?
Dev1:not really, I just want toooooo
Dev2:β¦
Dev3:..
Dev4:..
Dev5: I need new jobβ¦
They must be... Hacked? WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ARK WHILE I WAS AWAY? ROBOTS EVERYWHERE!
Wildcard: Lets add a Stryder totally not from Horizon zero dawn.
But it's actually from horizon zero dawn.
Stryder: Iβm the first giraffe in ark!
Parcatherium: am I a joke to you?
I got 310 mutable to make sure that I could tame a stryder, didnβt realize that it only needed the mutable onceβ¦.. or that it only needed 3.
Stryder: goes into Recourse-Dense area and starts harvesting
The game: *crashes*