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Picture this

Singing “nothing gonna break my Stryde” to a stryder

Last night I had the strangest dream, I sailed to China, in a little row boat to find ya, and you said you to harvest some trees

Didn’t want no one to hack you

What does that mean?

And you said “ain’t nothin gonna break my stryde

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“Alexa, why did u follow me here?”

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Welp it looks like ark is in the future not the past!!?

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There are like 5 things that I swear are from star wars

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First we have the emperial bombers(space whales) then the X-wing (space dolphin) NOW A FLIPPIN AT-AT?! What has ark become. 🤣 I love it

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Developers meeting-

Dev1: ya know what we need?

Dev2:what?

Dev1:a robot gazelle!

Dev2:do we tho?

Dev1:not really, I just want toooooo

Dev2:…

Dev3:..

Dev4:..

Dev5: I need new job…

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They must be... Hacked? WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ARK WHILE I WAS AWAY? ROBOTS EVERYWHERE!

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Wildcard: Lets add a Stryder totally not from Horizon zero dawn.

But it's actually from horizon zero dawn.

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Stryder: I’m the first giraffe in ark!

Parcatherium: am I a joke to you?

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I got 310 mutable to make sure that I could tame a stryder, didn’t realize that it only needed the mutable once….. or that it only needed 3.

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Stryder: goes into Recourse-Dense area and starts harvesting

The game: *crashes*

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