Oh why look I made a tek bronto. Wait a minute I made it and now I have to HACK IT? I BROUGHT YOU INTO THE WORLD. I AM YOUR MAKER. WHY DO I HAVE TO HACK MY SON.
Wildcard: Lets add a Stryder totally not from Horizon zero dawn.
But it's actually from horizon zero dawn.
Giant tek deer that destroys you with a laser beam. Yay.
First we have the emperial bombers(space whales) then the X-wing (space dolphin) NOW A FLIPPIN AT-AT?! What has ark become. 🤣 I love it
I've never seen a strider without a attachment so seeing its head without out it makes me think that it looks like a shaved pistachio nut
Stryder: goes into Recourse-Dense area and starts harvesting
The game: *crashes*
Horizon zero dawn anyone? More words more words
They must be... Hacked? WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ARK WHILE I WAS AWAY? ROBOTS EVERYWHERE!
The stryder when you punch it instead of a tree: hello how are you today, DO YOU LIKE MY HOOVES?!?
When it’s June 2nd: REEEEEEEEE YES ITS HERE FINALLY
Gets on and gets killed instantly. Me: All I want is a Maewing 🤕