Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Oh why look I made a tek bronto. Wait a minute I made it and now I have to HACK IT? I BROUGHT YOU INTO THE WORLD. I AM YOUR MAKER. WHY DO I HAVE TO HACK MY SON.
More Tek Stryder Funny Tips
Is this guy even tameable
Click one of these below to let me know if they are.
You to the strider: I know your out there! And I know your real!
Probably a blue strider named sonic: NO IM NOTTT!!
(My thoughts when I canβt find a strider until day 1002917339.)
βAlexa, why did u follow me here?β
Ovis been hitting the gym on gen 2 I guess
Welp it looks like ark is in the future not the past!!?
There are like 5 things that I swear are from star wars
First we have the emperial bombers(space whales) then the X-wing (space dolphin) NOW A FLIPPIN AT-AT?! What has ark become. π€£ I love it
Developers meeting-
Dev1: ya know what we need?
Dev2:what?
Dev1:a robot gazelle!
Dev2:do we tho?
Dev1:not really, I just want toooooo
Dev2:β¦
Dev3:..
Dev4:..
Dev5: I need new jobβ¦
They must be... Hacked? WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ARK WHILE I WAS AWAY? ROBOTS EVERYWHERE!
Wildcard: Lets add a Stryder totally not from Horizon zero dawn.
But it's actually from horizon zero dawn.