Nothing ain’t gonna kill my stryder;
Giga that is waiting at my gate: who’s gonna die todayyy oh you are oh you are!
Stryder: YOU LIKE MY HOOVES
Giga:no
*level10000 killed stryder level 290*
*player sticks there Middle finger up*
Player: 1000000 mutagel waisted
“Alexa, why did u follow me here?”
Welp it looks like ark is in the future not the past!!?
There are like 5 things that I swear are from star wars
First we have the emperial bombers(space whales) then the X-wing (space dolphin) NOW A FLIPPIN AT-AT?! What has ark become. 🤣 I love it
Developers meeting-
Dev1: ya know what we need?
Dev2:what?
Dev1:a robot gazelle!
Dev2:do we tho?
Dev1:not really, I just want toooooo
Dev2:…
Dev3:..
Dev4:..
Dev5: I need new job…
They must be... Hacked? WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ARK WHILE I WAS AWAY? ROBOTS EVERYWHERE!
Wildcard: Lets add a Stryder totally not from Horizon zero dawn.
But it's actually from horizon zero dawn.
I got 310 mutable to make sure that I could tame a stryder, didn’t realize that it only needed the mutable once….. or that it only needed 3.
Stryder: I’m the first giraffe in ark!
Parcatherium: am I a joke to you?
Stryder: goes into Recourse-Dense area and starts harvesting
The game: *crashes*
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
