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What are some funny jokes or stories about the stegosaurus? Funny stegosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was on old ark mobile (yes, in 2025) and I logged on with the respawn menu. Strange but the lava cave was still marked and I had all my engrams. But my tame list said there was none. (Look at the end to see why this is strange)
So I built a raft to Herby island where my base was and I first saw my meg and bàilo but they didn't have the right colours. I went up to them, the game told me they where wild so I was gonna enter my full base and tried opening the behemoth Dino gate. It didn't open. I climbed the cliff and set eyes upon the interior of my base. A carno and sarco where wrecking my farm, a tortoise was wandering around I couldn't even see any of my other 20 tames. It turned out a file corrupted, I couldn't interact with my structures and worse every single tame was switched to a wild random level random colour one meaning hours of toil was wasted. RIP to
Bloodhorn my carno
Basil my basilo
My megalodon
My itchy
Dave my dilophasaurus
Rex my dodo with 200per cent melee
Olive my lystro
My sarco
Fire duster, and speedy my phiomia
Spine lizard and swamp wanderer my parasaurs
Shelly my carbonemys
Craptor my raptor
Moschop my moschops
Topsy my trike
And finally Mrs beast my stego who took me through hard times and terrible times
Goodbye old ark mobile the s**tty game(I raged and deleted it)
-Ira's Aquatics
(I'll get ark ascended soon don't worry)
I was fighting a spunk and it was about to die and I died when I respawned it was dead so I began collecting my stuff
(The spino was in my base)
Lord and behold when I was in my base
It said
"Stego has been killed"
The thing had more food than it could dream off
It was off water
And it had full health when it was fighting the spino
The spino even had 100 up only
How and why did the stego die bru