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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
If u can walk through the map with a level 1 stego...Ill give u my house and everything i own
More Stegosaurus Funny Tips
I am a stegosaurus.
Me at level 24: I tamed an ankylosaur, this should be easy. Five minutes later :HOW ARE YOU NOT ASLEEP, I shot you with Tranq arrows like ten times, I REGRET MY DECISION!!!!!!
I am a stegosaurus! If you get that joke your now my friend
Why oh why my useless tool,
Does it take 105 sarcos to make you drool,
To eat and eat till my eyes bleed pixels,
So much required, for so very little...
I AM A STEGOSAURUS
Me: *sees bronto*
My friend: hey look it's a-
The bronto: I AM A STEGOSAURUS
Trike: Who are you?
Stego: Iβm you but better.
I am a steg-O-saurus
Ok Iβll leave
carno: oo a human to murder, only one stego-
The other stegos: you forgot smth?
Carno: OH FLIP-
Thats why stegos are the anti carno and raptor protection service :D
I have a level 176 stego named Fred. He has friends in high places. Fred got one of his buds to kill my friendβs baby giga and destroy his air conditioners on his single player server. That friend insulted stegosauruses right to Fredβs face. Fred is the master of all stegos. If you have ever been killed by a stego, it was Fredβs doing. If a stego ever killed your tame, it was on Fredβs order. You cannot escape Fred. He is inevitable. I would end with *snap* except stegos donβt have opposable thumbs.